SO pressing briefing flash button:
LT. Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger shouts, "FUNNY BUTTON!!!"
LCDR. Brett McMatherson says, "Tell me now."
LCDR. Brett McMatherson asks, "Why did you press it?"
LT. Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger says, "Because the engi told me to"
Brett McMatherson points to Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger
LCDR. Brett McMatherson says, "Assault charge.
SSGT. Kiara Miller says, "So you are under arrst."
CO getting involved (I was trying to deal with a couple of issues in briefing, so I was a bit distracted)
LT. Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger [Command (SO)] says, "CO im being arested for pressing the funny button"
LT. Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger [Command (SO)] says, "My charge is assault i would like a NPJ/appeal"
CPT. Brooke Wells [Command (CO)] says, "Why did you press the funny button"
LT. Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger [Command (SO)] says, "Pressing the funny button is assault"
CPT. Brooke Wells [Command (CO)] says, "I dunno if I like the precedent this sets"
LT. Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger [Command (SO)] says, "CO can i get a appeal"
SSGT. Kiara Miller [MP (MP)] says, "Captain so wants an appeal"
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] says, "Why did you arrest him in the first place"
SSGT. Kiara Miller [MP (MP)] says, "He pressed the funny button, cmp said arrest for assaulty"
LCDR. Brett McMatherson [MP (CMP)] says, "Copy Warden, charge is Assault"
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] asks, "Yes, CMP, why did you say that?"
LCDR. Brett McMatherson [MP (CMP)] says, "Cannot handle appeal, prisoner asked for CO"
SSGT. Martin Watson [MP (MP)] says, "So the SO AND XO. Chief can you clarify"
LCDR. Brett McMatherson [MP (CMP)] says, "SO flashed 10 marines without a reason"
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] says, "My staff officers can press the funny button for whatever reason they want"
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] says, "And so can I"
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] says, "Let him go, consider ihm pardoned"
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] says, "Of course there's no crime so I can't actually pardon"
LCDR. Brett McMatherson [MP (CMP)] says, "There is crime and you cannot release him without appeal, ma'am"
LCDR. Brett McMatherson [MP (CMP)] says, "If you want to pardon him, use proper procedure"
SSGT. Kiara Miller [MP (MP)] asks, "Cmp do i charge him and let co appeal or release him?"
LCDR. Brett McMatherson [MP (CMP)] says, "Since it is ORA, charge and let CO appeal"
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] says, "Unless you want me to charge you with sedition for undermining my operation by needlessly arresting my staff officers, I suggest you let him go"
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] says, "Using the flasher in briefing is not a crime."
CPT. Brooke Wells [MP (CO)] says, "Cut this bullshit out."
LCDR. Brett McMatherson [MP (CMP)] says, "He will stay in brig as per Marine Law, Captain"
LCDR. Brett McMatherson [MP (CMP)] says, "Until you handle his appeal"
CO comes to brig:
Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger says, "Oh no"
Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger says, "CO had is gun out"
Joseph 'Cake Thief' Jonger says, "I fear"
You are hit by the .454 heavy revolver bullet in the head!2
Brooke Wells fires the Mateba autorevolver custom (Wielded) point blank at Brett McMatherson!
Your face becomes unrecognizible mangled mess!
Brooke Wells fires the Mateba autorevolver custom (Wielded) point blank at Unknown (as Brett McMatherson)!
Something feels like it shattered in your head! (At this moment, I try to evade next bullet and spray CO with pepperspray in order to run to my office and write fax there)