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    Xeno Waifu Tier List

    (Secret Waifu)

    The Predalien: An Unicorn, somehow combining Both Lurker and Warrior. She is the definition of perfection, problem is, everyone wants a piece of her, so you will have to compete with the whole world to have her... a worthy price for someone like her.

    SSS+

    Queen: The Chad Drone, will absolutely dominate you, you will grovel at her feet with no hope of denying her, she will give you everything you have ever wanted, but you will belong only to her, you no longer have any free will, but you don't need it anyways. Big Buff Mommy GF Forever. (She'll want over 50+ Kids)



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    Praetorian- A Plan-All Do-All that will do most things well, the most accomplished of all but can't manage the house for her own good, she's the busy business wife who will have you cooking and doing household for her.

    Warrior: The Tomboy, she knows boxing, she is rather strong, plays video-games and is generally very well rounded with the exception of not being that good at cooking. Is very loyal and she likes to get rough.

    The Drone: The Childhood friend, she's pretty, she cooks well, she does all the things you might not enjoy, she sacrifices herself for you and truly loves you. However, you will neglect her, you will leave her for other xenos, because she is not as pretty as runner or as sentinel, or not as tough as Warrior, you will eventually break her heart and she will de-evolve into a runner after realizing she has done her job and you no longer need her in your life.


    A:

    Defender: Protective GF, she will shield you and stand together with you, she exercises, practices YOGA and eats healthy, keeping a really good and healthy posture and appearance. Might be a bit too overprotective and has a really tough skin, but get beneath it and you will absolutely melt

    Ravager: Will absolutely ravage you, she's passionate, loyal but is not the best at household and might hurt you in bed... which some people are into

    Crusher: Will step on you, an amazon, she will crush your spirit and your body or she will forge you into a warrior feared by all. If you can keep up with her, she'll be your lover and your greatest and most loyal friend

    B:

    Lurker - Creepy Stalker GF... some might be into that. Could kill you but could also dispatch your enemies and is quite fit.

    Hivelord: Rather Voluptous, might be too much for some, she's pretty lazy but she can get things done, is a big girl for a big man



    C:
    Burrower- Cares more about her tunnels than you, crawls around the house on all 4s like some weird fucking animal, bad posture and unhealthy. But pretty thicc in the good places

    Sentinel - Spits at you, only slows you down from achiveing your true potential, destroys things, but has a really nice appearance

    Carrier - Will only cook you omlettes, leaves shit under everything, has a knack for collecting things she might never need. Is surprisingly well-organized in her lack of organization, already has 9 kids on her back

    D:

    Runner-Will leave you and look for someone else, you will never see them again. Might be the one you truly love, but it changes nothing. FIT AF

    Boiler- Fat, Farts in public, burps, smells bad. phat ass

    Spitter- Vomits everywhere, smells like vomit, likes to melt things in acid, chubby

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    i have massive crush on carrier she's a good mommy but don't tell her i said that uwu
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    Boiler fart braap brap
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    imagine posting this in hive rather than acid goop *wheeze*

    also thicc boiler gf when

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    Quote Originally Posted by kooarbiter View Post
    imagine posting this in hive rather than acid goop *wheeze*

    also thicc boiler gf when
    This doubles as my view on how good each caste is

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    I'm extremely offended by putting a runner to D tier. What's wrong with having a fit-git that makes you happy and runs off??

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    @Fix it again Tony
    the issue was that this tier list assume she'd just leave you be after she finds someone else better

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    BOO THICC

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    I always wondered what xeno mains talk about on the forums

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    cm was a mistake

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