Player Report
Your Byond ID? SolubleWhenWet
Date of Incident March 1, 2021
Your Character Name? Tyumi
Accused Byond Key(if known): unknown
Accused Character Name Sebastian 'Twink' Hale and Garret 'Dex' Dalheart
Approximate time and date of the incident (Central US Time for fastest results) 7:20 pm CST
What rule(s) were broken: Rule 2, Rule 4, Rule 10
Description of the incident: I entered the CIC after making my pills as synthetic, saw a cool VP on the table, took it out of the holster, played with it, put it back in the holster (I can't fire guns mind you), the MP named Sebastian 'Twink' Hale started flashing and batoning me without notice or words. I thought he was acting hysterical so I disarmed him and turned the baton off placing it on the table.
The Captain, Garret 'Dex' Dalheart, was drunk in character and immediately started firing into me, telling me to 'stand still.' Noting my entrance to the CIC was poorly recieved, I proceeded to leave filled with shrapnel, notifying the Captain and MP over MP comms "You are acting hysterical." I proceeded to die of shrapnel damage while trying to not be murdered.
Podrick Equus took my ahelp, and investigated.
Evidence (screenshots, logs, etc): You grab VP78 pistol with both hands.
SGT. Kiara Miller [Charlie (Spc)] says, "She was locked in and i had laze o her"
Air Vent has been hit by Sebastian 'Twink' Hale with the flash.
SGT. Avery 'Panda Pete' Bennett [Alpha (Spc)] says, "So where are these mongolian xenos now"
ENS. Max Anders [Intel (IO)] says, "Intel crate going up"
You are now carrying VP78 pistol with one hand.
You put the VP78 pistol into the M276 pattern general pistol holster rig.
SSGT. Carl 'Kawwwrl' McClark [Command (Delta Mar)] says, "Yea let me fucking shoot you 8 times and see if you cry about it"
Sebastian 'Twink' Hale fails to blind Tyumi with the flash!
ENS. Max Anders [Intel (IO)] says, "On fulton"
Prof. Jean 'Docteur' Corbeau [Almayer (CMO)] exclaims, "MOVE IT!"
ENS. Max Anders [Intel (IO)] says, "PO pick it up pleaser"
PFC. Alona Belova [Delta (Mar)] says, "Worm went somenear near yard"
Tyumi has been prodded in the chest with the stunbaton by Sebastian 'Twink' Hale!
x2
Tyumi cries out in pain!
x2
Tyumi attempted to disarm Sebastian 'Twink' Hale!
x2
SSGT. Elzbieta ''SUS'' Brygida [Command (Alpha SL)] says, "Don't stand in the way of the Queen doing nothing"
ENS. Laura 'Hazard' Lira [Intel (PO)] says, "Yea yea"
SSGT. Elzbieta ''SUS'' Brygida [Command (Alpha SL)] says, "Act up bro"
LT. Angel Garrett asks, "THE FUCK?"
Tyumi has been prodded in the chest with the stunbaton by Sebastian 'Twink' Hale!
Tyumi cries out in pain!
Tyumi has disarmed Sebastian 'Twink' Hale!
You are hit by the .454 heavy revolver bullet in the head!
x2
and of course
CPT. Garret 'Dex' Dalheart stammers, "No"
CPT. Garret 'Dex' Dalheart stutters, "iT"
CPT. Garret 'Dex' Dalheart stutters, "IT's a chynTh"
CPT. Garret 'Dex' Dalheart stammers, "TAke iT's Head uff"
Garret 'Dex' Dalheart stammers, "THIS IS T'HE hEAD OF A sIMP!"
How you would punish the accused: Jobban MP, dewhitelist captain for flagrant stupidity