RULE BRITTANIA, BRITTANIA RULE THE WAVES
anyways, hello there you yanks, this is the most killinest, shootinest, bloody tootinest marine in all of the marine corps, here to celebrate july fourth with you americans. You lot can catch me on the battlefield today showing you how the warriors of her majesty the queen does things. By all means though, if you think you can do a better job with your bloody annoying fireworks and shitty crisps, then try!
I mean at least you Yankees aren't aussies, so there's that.