IC: PFC. Hans "Boner" Leygood was caught last night by the MPs for Disorderly Conduct and Indecent Exposure after getting drunk and running naked along Buzz Aldwin St. in Olympia, Luna while on shore leave.
He was only 1 day shy from serving his alloted time in the Marine Corps, previously serving time for selling Illegal and defective Crayola MREs to Olympia Base personnell in 2178.
When caught by the MPs, his final statement was incoherently yelling "HHHHHAANNNNSSSSSS!!!!"
OCC: Basically, fuck De Blasio for not warning NYC, fuck the MTA for leaving me stranded during that horrible day and finally fuck this Hurricane for causing me a lot of headaches.
And finally RIP my PC and hard drive, all my memories of CM pre 2018ish to 21 ruined.
Sigh....
While waiting for FEMA and for my insurance to show up with cash so I can rebuild my mancave in the basement, gonna have to cryo a bit in real life.