Thank you all for the fantastic times, of all the money I've spent on games, I never would've thought the one that'd have the biggest impact on me would be a free 2D sprite based game about idiots not doing their jobs.
I'd love to write something specific to all the friends I've made, to all the bros and broettes that I'll always remember, but there's too many of you to do justice with a list without filling up an entire page, so I hope I've made it clear how much I care about all of you with all the fantastic interactions we've had.
You'll all always be in my heart, remember your seatbelts homies.