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Retrokinesis
Ckey: Retrokinesis
Your IC Space Carp name: Carp'sie
A story about the past experiences of your character: As the god of space carp, each of my four eyes (all of which are a different color) is trained on a different realm of existence at all times. One (the green one) happens to notice a curious vessel full of lesser beings. It is the USS Almayer and it contains nothing at all of interest - except hats.
I swim around the vessel and laugh mockingly at the humans through the windows, letting them know how easily I could destroy them with my mind. If I felt like it. Which I do not. Eventually the other lesser beings that dare call themselves the "perfect organism" cease their mindless REEing and put their collective brain cells together long enough to hijack the human dropship and crash it into the Almayer.
It is at this time I choose to make my regal appearance, instantly gibbing a room full of marines and xenos alike with my overwhelming psionic might. Nothing is left of the room save for a single hat, spared from obliteration by my whim. I levitate it onto my head and nibble the air in triumph.
But then my yellow eye, the one that sees through time, detects another iteration of the Almayer in another timeline. I smile my fishy grin and rend the fabric of reality to bring myself there.
For there are always more hats to acquire.
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