Arma 3!
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LordeKilly
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Arma 3!
So uh, my arma 2 thread failed because you nerds don't remember the glory days. Share your funny arma 3 stories, your cool screenshots, good derps and sich.
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coolsurf6
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Re: Arma 3!
Here is a funny moment.
Having a potato pc and i can still play arma 3...
Having a potato pc and i can still play arma 3...
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Artouris
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Re: Arma 3!
Crashed into a small rock and blew out the tires on the transport.
Had my autorifleman headshotted from a insane distance on the first bullet that came out of the enemy vehicle. (RIP lad)
Sports Car that has no handling but can go SANIC SPEEDS. Really bad on hilly terrain where you vault over hills.
Had our IFV instantly blown up the moment it rolled onto the scene.
Once when playing a updated version of the Escape Chenarus thing that was for ARMA 2 that had altis and stratis. We got out, escaped, got spotted, hid in a house. Enemy troops calledi n reinforcements that consisted of, BTR 80 I think, Truck eventually came in, like 4 squads of infantry, a hind that kept minigunning the area around us. This was all descending on a tiny ass cottage out by the coast. Lets just say we didn't make it. Was 10/10 though.
We had a mission to blow a bridge, but the bridge didn't actually blow up.
Honda Prius with Grenade Machinegun memes.
Final is ARMA 2 but its 10/10 hilarious. It was the first time we got a bunch of us to play it together. However the person hosting the server had a shitty ass computer so his object render distance was low. Not to mention the server forces it on everyone. So we had invisible T-72 and shit unless they were like 10 meters away from us. We had a Mi-24 materialize like 50 meters away. I arrived in a tank to pick up the other two guys after our first vehicle got rekt'd. A puff of smoke appeared in the distance and our tank got btfo'd. It was a T-80 that we couldn't see because the object render distance was borked so hard.
Had my autorifleman headshotted from a insane distance on the first bullet that came out of the enemy vehicle. (RIP lad)
Sports Car that has no handling but can go SANIC SPEEDS. Really bad on hilly terrain where you vault over hills.
Had our IFV instantly blown up the moment it rolled onto the scene.
Once when playing a updated version of the Escape Chenarus thing that was for ARMA 2 that had altis and stratis. We got out, escaped, got spotted, hid in a house. Enemy troops calledi n reinforcements that consisted of, BTR 80 I think, Truck eventually came in, like 4 squads of infantry, a hind that kept minigunning the area around us. This was all descending on a tiny ass cottage out by the coast. Lets just say we didn't make it. Was 10/10 though.
We had a mission to blow a bridge, but the bridge didn't actually blow up.
Honda Prius with Grenade Machinegun memes.
Final is ARMA 2 but its 10/10 hilarious. It was the first time we got a bunch of us to play it together. However the person hosting the server had a shitty ass computer so his object render distance was low. Not to mention the server forces it on everyone. So we had invisible T-72 and shit unless they were like 10 meters away from us. We had a Mi-24 materialize like 50 meters away. I arrived in a tank to pick up the other two guys after our first vehicle got rekt'd. A puff of smoke appeared in the distance and our tank got btfo'd. It was a T-80 that we couldn't see because the object render distance was borked so hard.
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Derpislav
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Re: Arma 3!
My experience with ARMA:
1. Get hyped from watching some youtube videos
2. open steam
3. find game
4. look at price
5. close steam
1. Get hyped from watching some youtube videos
2. open steam
3. find game
4. look at price
5. close steam
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