Half life RPG

[Edgelord]

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We live because 03 permits it. The bullets did nothing. NOTHING.

[SagaSword]

Hopefully i can join the events this nights.

[Warnipple]

Welcome back to another episode of HL2RPG. Episode 4!!

Joining us in this episode are two new players.

JJJ who'll be playing the role of Unit 01, 39.
and
Rey who'll be playing the role of another Unit 03, 72.

Returning cast is.

Lochlann played by Kavlo
and
Ezran Hegartree played by me!!
along with
Unit 03, 51 played by Killaninja12.
And the NPC badass Unit 03, 81 from last episode (the one that made the jump).


"Now when we last left off. Shit happened." - Actual quote from GM

The Humans had escaped on the airboat, driving into the sunset while Unit 03-81 and Unit-03-51 return to their APC. There they find 2 other members of the patrol team, Unit 01-39 and Unit-03 72. Why were they not at the sewers you may ask!?

"Well maybe the APC had some problems (GM coughs)." - Actual quote from GM

Inside the APC, the characters are introduced and an order from the radio comes. They're to search for a citizen who applied with an invalid number, citizen #777777, who incidentally was the same number that Ezran used to bluff his way through a checkpoint. So, they drive along..

Lets move to the survivors! Survivors are in the airboat with John and Lochlan, both getting hit with some SSD. Ezran is contemplating if he actually knows how to drive since he has amnesia and pushes a button that ejects all the fuel. Wew lad. Slowly running out of fuel and speed, he manages to dock successfully at a harbour with a single building.

Upon entering he encounters a Slavic man named Arytom with a thick Russian accent. Arytom barters with Ezran for food in exchange for vodka and weapons. The vodka, coincidentally, could be used as fuel for the airboat too. Ezran acquires a sword from Artyom only to find out it was a Lord of the Rings prop sword but Artyom claims its still good as his cousin hit an antlion in the face with it the other day.

Lochlann wakes up and walks inside and starts bartering as well. Artyom gives him a home made vodka thrower with backpack attachment. What use does it have? I have no idea. Neither does Lochlann aparently because its only used once.

Moving on, the two refuel the airboat and continue on their journey until suddenly an APC pulls up beside them. Ezran attempts to speed up but to no success. Turns out: the Metrocoppers have found the survivors again and intend to capture them.. Alive or dead.

Lochlann decides to fire his vodka launcher at the enemy APC but fails and loses control. He's unable to close the nozzle and wastes a lot of ammo. Lochlann wishes he statted into big guns now. Certified badass, Unit 03-81 gets ontop of the APC and jumps over with her signature jump. Ezran attempts to swerve the airboat in an attempt to shake the coppers but it fails and they get closer.

Unit 03-51 and Unit 01-39 attempt to leave the APC hatch at the same time and get stuck. Luckily Unit 03-72, being the helpful personality that he is, decides to deliver a good kick to get them unstuck. Its successful! and Unit 01-39 gets out on top. Code 87 was avoided too!

This time Lochlann decides to use the vodka gun again and it blows the mask right off of Unit 03-81 revealing a female face underneath the mask. She is quite unphased and angry. Ezran tries again to swerve the airboat and this time is successful in gaining some distance. Not much more from before though.

Now the Metrocoppers are getting smarter. Unit 01-39 gets out, on top of the APC and aims his SMG at the engines. He fires widely and does moderate damage to the engines. Unit 03-51 does the same. Unit 03-81 decides to throw her charged stun baton at Ezran. Its a critical success, RNGesus had no mercy today and does 18/20 of Ezran's health leaving him at 2.

Unit 01-39 decides to jump over and hits the engine a bunch. Unit 03-72 looks out the drivers window and gets on top of the engines.

Ezran now, decides to surrender since survival is not looking good for him while Lochlann decides to move to the driver seat, infront of Unit 03-81 and shine a red/green flashlight in her eyes. It doesn't work.

Now with the Humans significantly outnumbered and death very near to one of them, the airboat slowly speeds down and the crew make it to some sand place with a rumbling in the distance...


Well then thats the story for today. Stay tuned for the next episode (episode 5) where we find out some answers to more questions such as: Is Unit 03-81 hot? Is Ezran going to seduce her? Is anyone going to seduce her!? And more!!

Number 87: Destruction of Another’s Genitals.

[Edgelord]

Jones can we set up some kind of weekly time? I'd like to play but I gotta know when.

[coroneljones]

It was planned for all week

But change of plans,wont be able to GM today or tommorow, will inform when a new day is planned

[coroneljones]

Update Update!

Next game scheduled for monday