Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum, Commander

[HBlokkum]

Byond ID: Drkln

Player name you use the most: Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Make a list of links to all of your applications and (job)ban appeals, including whitelist and staff apps, within the last year. Also, provide "Ban reason; Verdict" beside each (job)ban link:

viewtopic.php?f=87&t=16676&p=187934#p187934 | Job banned for slipping / wheelchair validation | denied
viewtopic.php?f=76&t=18099&p=212399#p212399 | Job banned for slipping / wheelchair use / high rp | denied
viewtopic.php?f=150&t=17900&p=208703#p208703 | Synthetic application Hawkesworth | denied
viewtopic.php?f=127&t=17886&p=208319#p208319 | Predator application Haw'Ke | denied / banned / temporarily whitelisted


Do you understand that any player - even donors or staff members - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our Server Rules or Roleplay Guidelines?

I do understand, but I feel as though I should be an exception

Do you understand how the Battlefield Execution functions?
Not really, but I'm all about on the job training

Do you understand you are not above Marine law, or allowed to enforce it yourself?
Bottom Text

What do you think is the job of a Commander?
To command

If a member of your staff is disobeying orders, how would you handle it?
I would have them be stoned to death. However since there are no stones on the Almayer (as far as I know) I would make an announcement that all Marines are to head ship side if they are not already there, and head to requisitions where they will be given one worthless attachment to throw at the insubordinate officer. He will be stripped naked and tied to a chair in briefing, where attachments will be lobbed at his body until he is husked.

Why should you be whitelisted?


I'm only applying for this role because I know of strategies that no one has come up with yet. I call this one the Blokkum maneuver. Requisitions officers will be ordered to vend every useful attachment/weapon/item as soon as the round starts and throw it on board for people to use on a first come first serve basis. There will be no briefing as it is a waste of 15-20 minutes and every second spent not hunting the alien lizard dog reptiles is one second closer to defeat. All marines and ship side personnel (MT's CT's Dr's etc.) will be deploying on the Alamo / Normandy where they will all form up into one giant squad. At this point I will command the marine blob to patrol the area and hunt down the xenomorph menace. I would expect to win most rounds and honestly most rounds would probably last less than 35 minutes. I'm not really sure why anyone else hasn't tried this yet.

[Jakkkk]

Can you please stop shitposting in the whitelists my man?

[ThesoldierLLJK]

Jesus Christ hawke, you were just warned about doing stuff like this and you go ahead and shitpost another obvious joke whitelist application.

[Frans_Feiffer]

-1. Sorry man, but with this app I have nothing nice to say. I do find it funny, but shitposting not once, but TWICE won’t get you accepted. That, And asides the memery, the app shows you don’t know nor have what it takes to be Commander. Take the month when this is denied to play command roles and make a serious app and next time I may actually give you my plus one. But there’s just too many red flags here for me to even remotely consider you Commander material.

[Emeraldblood]

Denied; next shitpost of a whitelist is a forum ban. Seriously, just post it in Acid Goop and you'd be fine.