Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Sora9567]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NAyzveXT8Y

Yesterday there was a mini event where there was an Abomination larva in a container that PMCs had to secure. It was taken by Charlie PFC Porter Goodman. Things then got complicated from there.

[Swagile]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NAyzveXT8Y

Yesterday there was a mini event where there was an Abomination larva in a container that PMCs had to secure. It was taken by Charlie PFC Porter Goodman. Things then got complicated from there.

real question is

how da fuck

are you playing with such large text

my eyes hurt

[Sora9567]

real question is

how da fuck

are you playing with such large text

my eyes hurt

Oh, I'm one of those crazy people who can move around and do combat stuff while paying complete attention to what's on the chat window. I tested different font sizes and I found that this size performed well in the test batches.

[Grubstank]

real question is

how da fuck

are you playing with such large text

my eyes hurt

isnt that the default text size?

[Dolth]

Tbh those kind of event occur pretty often. Screamings being ignored even more.

[Mochi]

One time when trying to throw a hefa nade I accidentially put it in my satchel running from it, didnt realize it was in my satchel so ended up insta ded

[GriffinG]

A stroll around the planetside.
Collecting dogtags.
Reason for spare gloves is I got my right arm got chopped off twice.
Died once.

[tobinerd]

https://youtu.be/qa82yl7wYUA

The commander and CL were both celebrating their birthday. What better say to start off the mission than with the most epic briefing party ever?! Well...CMP certainly wasn't happy about it.

[GriffinG]

https://youtu.be/qa82yl7wYUA

The commander and CL were both celebrating their birthday. What better say to start off the mission than with the most epic briefing party ever?! Well...CMP certainly wasn't happy about it.

haha, wish I was there

[GriffinG]

9 hours ago, being the RO
I banned BCs for privates and continued to have a normal morning rush.
CO came to visit req. to order supplies as I was busy being the only person in req.
I had a Charlie private jump on the req. desk and push me away.
Stealing a box of nades and throwing it to req. line.
He tried to escape back on the table, I pushed him over and pulled him away.
I then closed the shutters and kept him pinned.
He pushed me over and stole my ID card, to try to escape with it.
CO noticed it too and told him to stop and went to stand infront of the north door.
Before I ran after him, I picked up a machete and proceeded to follow the marine.
The thieving marine turned around and headed to south door and got out from it.
Once he got out, I stabbed him 4 times after which I got stunned and taken to custody.
Was worth it, Showed that no one fucks with req.
Got 20 min of brig for it.

After serving my 20 min,
CMP let me into the cic hallway that is infront of brig.
He started to give me back some of the HEFAs that were stolen.
I picked them up put a few into my satchel when 1 of them went off.
I then proceeded to run away from CMP with it and throw it down the empty hallway to not harm anyone.
It blows up, not harming anyone.
After that I got arrested for 10 more minutes for improper equipment usage.

After serving my 10 minutes and when I returned to req.
I had served more marines for about 20 min when another marine broke into req.
I was super pissed and gave him a warning as he was sorry and even took off his armor to show he stole nothing.
After letting him go out, I gathered my 2 CTs that had come while I was brigged.
I asked for their loyalty and trust to murder anyone, who breaks into req. and to stuff them down the elevator.
They agreed.

They were the most loyal CTs, I wish I could've had the wonderful time with them, murdering thieves but the round ended shortly after.
It was the most fun round I've had.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Fun round. The bloody CMP looked at it through the cameras. It teleborked all the way to CIC and started killing everyone.

[HKO20006]

Was surprised I didn't d/c.

[CABAL]

haha, wish I was there

Yeah, best round. I tried to give MP a cat to pet, he "assumed" I was trying to pickpocket him and harmbattoned me. I tried to talk to CMP, but MP was "sneaky bitch" enough to clean his armor from my blood and lie about whole "accident". CMP gave him only warning so I decided to get the justice old way. Then I was throwed to brig and for punching window with shoes I was muzzled and straightjackeded in isolation. I had to PM staff about it, but they said that it's "IC issue", "you have to appeal IC" (knowing I was muzzled, I had to remind it) and WO gives no fucks. He clearly gave when he "warned" his redshirt boy for assault where MP's cant commit crimes. I guess that this was a friend of some admin, or shit.

I thought that kind of metabuddies were only on Para. I was wrong.

Somebody's friend will assume something, he will be guilty, but in the end you will be punished in ways that are against the rules. Just straight remove player from round for 3 punches. Then be polite when that player complains to PM and didn't get punishment, or warning yourself.

[Vispain]

Arcturian Ace, "Because you aren't you when you smoke cigars"

[Vispain]

Also, incoming double post









I appear to have a habit.

[Garrison]

That's a lotta PMCs why were they there?

[GriffinG]

Arcturian Ace, "Because you aren't you when you smoke cigars"

Haha that is a amazing way to advertise xD

[Ranged66]

Explosions knocking stuff around is the best thing ever.

It was the final fight on the ship, nearly everyone was dead and there were about 30 xenos left. A group of a few T2s and T3s was chasing down a CLF member, and a Combat Larva™ was closely following them along because fuck it, end of the round.

The CLF ran into a corner next to a fuel tank, primed his stick grenade and watched as all the xenos swarmed towards him... Along with the larva. The following explosion threw the little larva across the entire room, straight into the wall where it died instantly.

[Garrison]

Snip

CLF: WITNESS ME!!!!

[tobinerd]

The medbay farm

[Madventurer]

I see there's no story of that one time Gerdy the MT got eaten by the Queen... I will share it.

>Xenos getting stomped planetside
>One larva bursts on Almayer
>Evolves to drone
>Sneaks to upper engi
>All xenos except the drone area dead
>Evolves to Queen
>Is clearly bald
>Ovi'd in the middle of motherfucker upper engi, zero fucks given
>Gets bored, de-ovis
>Goes down ladder to lower engi
>Goes to reactor room
>Gerdy the MT standing in middle of the room in his underwear
>Turns around to see the Queen casually stroll towards him
>A brief struggle ensues, Gerdy yelling something along the lines of 'Noooooooo' as the Queen devours him
>Crew heard the screech the Queen used during the fight
>MP and LT come to fuck over the Queen
>Tries to escape using engi ladder
>Gets sprayed down by MP and LT
>Gerdy pops out of the Queen, alive and well!
>Marine Major!

[Dolth]

The medbay farm

Hold up what the fuck?

[Garrison]

Hold up what the fuck?

Someone brought back some cows on the Alamo and dragged them into medbay. No one knows how or why they were there. First there was one.. then two then three.

[Madventurer]

[Renomaki]

what a depressing waste of plasteel...