Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[Garrison]

WHAT THE FOB!?!

[Dolth]

At least as an engineer I waste no plasteel.
As I have no building materials at all!!

10 claymores, 1 m56d, 1 cell, 1 power mod, 2 c4 and a BC CUCK setup!

[Sora9567]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZiTC92sn8E

Edited down video of the Squad vs Squad Capture the Crate event from a few days ago. Highlights include chasing down a wounded Alpha, copious amounts of shrapnel, and why rail scopes are super good in HvH.

[Swagile]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZiTC92sn8E

Edited down video of the Squad vs Squad Capture the Crate event from a few days ago. Highlights include chasing down a wounded Alpha, copious amounts of shrapnel, and why rail scopes are super good in HvH.

HvH with rail scope + suppressors is annoying as fuck tbh.

The event would honestly have been better if rail scopes were banned (as specs were banned, and rightfully so).

Suppressors are OK but with railscopes, its just shitty as hell to be off screen sniped to death.

[Sora9567]

Yeah. Comms was yelling about how they were locked down due to Rail scope sniping. If I remember correctly a PFC was being a smartass and said "Hey you should buy a smoke grenade SL."

[Dolth]

I died so quickly during this round. Someone threw a frag, I went prone immediately and then Sanada dragged me 2 tiles away from my gun. And I got slugged trying to get the gun back. Thanks Sanada.

[Tisx]

The longer you look the more crazy it gets

[x31stOverlord]

The longer you look the more crazy it gets

For any one wondering. The server became sentient and refused to restart entirely. So we pushed all the buttons and had some fun whilst waiting for the higher-ups to fix it.

Constant ERTs. Multiple Queens. Xenoborgs. Predaliens. Preds. Zombies. Death squad. UPP. CLF. PMCs. Literally all the things.

[Swagile]

Yeah. Comms was yelling about how they were locked down due to Rail scope sniping. If I remember correctly a PFC was being a smartass and said "Hey you should buy a smoke grenade SL."

lmao

that was me

i was Delta SL and yelling at comms about being sniped at, and some smartass Delta told me to "bring smoke nades next time"

[YungCuz]

...what the shit, this is the definition of chaos right here my god.

[TrollerNoob]

I died so quickly during this round. Someone threw a frag, I went prone immediately and then Sanada dragged me 2 tiles away from my gun. And I got slugged trying to get the gun back. Thanks Sanada.

I thought you went SSD/paincrit , didn't see the shrap nade. But look at the bright side, what if he slugged you while prone?

[Dolth]

I thought you went SSD/paincrit , didn't see the shrap nade. But look at the bright side, what if he slugged you while prone?

Unlikely, he was taking cover for the frag. I still love you Sanada. But it was quite an infuriousing moment.

[Dolth]

A typical day in delta:

[Garrison]

Had to reread that a few times to fully get that...

[Dolth]

Killed at least 10 xeno in less than 5 minutes.
Didn't get slashed once, died from acid splatters.

Shameful death. I shall carry keloderm at all time now.

[Monoo]

Killed at least 10 xeno in less than 5 minutes.
Didn't get slashed once, died from acid splatters.

Shameful death. I shall carry keloderm at all time now.

I was here on 11/13/2018 to witness this glorious last stand. I shall be making all prayers over my future shotguns in your name now.

[ScreamingIdiot]

*snip*

[KittyHawkpilot019]

I was deaf from a nade, and a character matt atlas was playing told me to hold fire so she could move, but i shot https://i.imgur.com/a6Kh6UO.gifv

[Garrison]

The M20 Claymore anti-personnel mine clicks as the Young Runner (880) moves in front of it.
The Young Runner (880) hisses.
You are hit by the shrapnel in the mouth!
You feel something rip in your head!
Dante Blaine is hit by the shrapnel in the head!
You are hit by the shrapnel in the mouth!


I was then instantly decapitated...

[Sora9567]

Minievent last night. Apparently damage values were adjusted so damage would be higher.

Highlights of that round include the entirety of Alpha Squad running off and dying, a Deathsquad team showing up, and Erich Bisop being a father figure to a Predalien.

[Swagile]

Minievent last night. Apparently damage values were adjusted so damage would be higher.

Highlights of that round include the entirety of Alpha Squad running off and dying, a Deathsquad team showing up, and Erich Bisop being a father figure to a Predalien.

survivors were more robust than all marines that round

we setup cades and managed a few kills before we got swarmed, and it was only the two of us after the other two got FF'd by miniguns

[Sora9567]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx0oWUB2rC4

Testing the waters with a new style of "multiple highlights of different rounds" with this video. Highlights include a facehugger stealing my hat, xenos being bribed with Alcohol, and a marine raising a Predalien to adulthood, with the usual outcome expected.

[Sora9567]

https://youtu.be/nRfqNmRcDHw

Shenanigans from research with the really long round yesterday. I feel that better decisions could've been made by pretty much everyone involved.

[Sora9567]

https://youtu.be/LRQmJutVQGo

You people honestly sometimes surprise me with what depths of depravity you guys are willing to go. Highlights include torture of civilians, a mutiny over the dumbest possible reasons, Death Squad fun police, Predators who go full O.J. Simpson (the second instance, not murdering their girlfriend), and a Synth who's just having a fun time interacting with the local wildlife and Big Game hunters while bullets fly around her.

[Stumpy Buckford]

How you know Marines are fucked.