Funny, Embarrassing, and General OMG Moments

[edgardo]

Absolute State of Req






Active SHOOTERRRRR!

in the same round at round end, i literally was about to attack the queen with a rocket on a CQC room, because i'm dumb and Atom goes in front of me.


looks like i hit bancrose with it too so it was a worth RPG Rocket

[Dolth]

For the love of god stop shooting if a marine is 1 tile close of your line of fire.

[Dolth]

[edgardo]

For the love of god stop shooting if a marine is 1 tile close of your line of fire.

You can't stop me

[Madventurer]

When marines step in RPG line of fire, it's called Learning.

[waswar]

For the love of god stop shooting if a marine is 1 tile close of your line of fire.

I think on the other hand, we need to teach marines to stop getting into other people's ways. This isn't Empire Total War, we don't need to make a perfect, straight line, having a concave so more than four people can shoot is fine.

[MedicInDisquise]

Elder Santa rules supreme.

[Weaselburg]

I'm writing this to honor Artyom Xum. A UPP Specalist who made a final stand when his squadmates were killed or surrendered. He was shot, and set then set aflame by a rushing Grunt. Flushed out of his hiding spot and no time to put himself out, he pressed on in a kamikaze. Killing three marines (Decapitating one of them) and gravely wounding another before he finally succumbed to being shot one too many times, plus being on fire for a good 10 seconds. 3 Marines shot their rifles into him just to make sure he was dead.

This man was the true Rasputin.

A couple months ago a UPP spawned in as a survivor, survived with another person, who they promptly recruited into the UPP, later a UPP group spawned and SHENGINIGANS ensued.

[Dolth]

I think on the other hand, we need to teach marines to stop getting into other people's ways. This isn't Empire Total War, we don't need to make a perfect, straight line, having a concave so more than four people can shoot is fine.

Totally not what I said nor meant. Just your duty to make sure you don't shoot if someone's 1 tile close from your fireline, if you do so, expect to FF. That's all.

[RobBrown4PM]

Played my second round today as a pred.

Proceeded to get one shotted and gibbed by the tank on the dam test.

Nailed it!

[Clutch]

Played my second round today as a pred.

Proceeded to get one shotted and gibbed by the tank on the dam test.

Nailed it!

epic

[David Stormwell]

XO Smarto Baldo : Hold on, I have an idea! Take coords of the shuttle then we'll shoot an OB right after the Alamo takes off!
Whole CIC : Woah! You're such a genius for having original ideas! It must be a cool thing to do since you looks so serious and actually tries new stuff, sir!
XO Smarto Baldo : Thank you, it was not easy but sometimes I come with good ideas!
CDRE creates a medal then attaches the XO uniforms with : Good job, Smarto Baldo. Your plan will certainly be useful, thank you for giving us good tactics as useful as FOB LZ2.

Whole CIC laughs out loud, sipping cigars and smoking coffee.

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You know when I heard the OB I said to myself, That sounds a bit close, Then the person upfront of me gets gibbed, Then I realize how much I hate command

[Vispain]

Ok, be prepared for a bunch of older ones mixed with newer ones.

#1. Predators preparing for a badblood round.


#2. So you like autism?


#2b. I heard you like autism eh? Try this out for size.


#3. Badblood round


#3b. Badbloods doing their work


#4. Oh god oh fuck why


#5. Someone messed up the Admin Bomb size...


#6. The time the Lady Alamo liked gibbing us. That or it was HvH and "SAM" missiles hit us...Probably the first one.


#7. Poor nugget marine


#8. HvH (initially). 3 SLs fired off 3 OBs in the span of less then 15 minutes. This is why you do not setup a Antag base in the nexus.


#9. Green Flame


Well, thats it. Its probably not all the great moments I've got in my screenshots, but its what I found and seemed cool to mention. Time to go delete all my screenshots now. Jesus.

[tobinerd]

https://youtu.be/Rr-RYYXRGdc

UPP Drug Torture from HvH UPP event last night

[Vispain]

I think we want zombies.