USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

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USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Post by HBlokkum » 22 Jan 2018, 23:25

Full Name:

Hawke Blokkum

Nickname:

'Hotwheels'

Physical Description:

6'1, long black hair, brown eyes, and a perpetual 7 o clock shadow.

Mental Evaluation:

Prone to hooliganism, and a strange compulsion to race around in a wheelchair. It is advised to keep wheelchairs out of sight from him.

Background:

After winning his third consecutive round of Donovan's Revenge, the arcade machine spit out a medical license and a doctorate of medicine instead of the usual $10 prize. Seizing this opportunity, the now Dr. Hawke Blokkum operates on his patients, learning as he goes along!

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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Post by Martzin » 21 Jun 2018, 01:28

You are a Houdini motherfucker. Thought I should let you know.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Post by CaptainYankee » 21 Jun 2018, 05:10

My god, posted Jan 22 and I never even knew. Here's a truly underrated marine.
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Post by Nantei » 09 Jul 2018, 01:04

Truly a god walking rolling amongst mortals.

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Post by Royal Griffon » 09 Jul 2018, 21:56

Medically malpracticed Vanechka while I watched
was terrifying
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Post by HBlokkum » 10 Jul 2018, 02:52

Royal Griffon wrote:
09 Jul 2018, 21:56
Medically malpracticed Vanechka while I watched
was terrifying
What appeared to be a normal wound on the chest turned out to be necrotizing fasciitis, caused by an invasive streptococcus!!! There was no way to save them

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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Post by Royal Griffon » 10 Jul 2018, 02:55

I-
If you ever try to doctor Anders you better have an anesthetic autoinjector
Cause I'm shooting in your direction if you even TRY now
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITION
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION


superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
;)

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Post by Sleepy Retard » 16 Jul 2018, 03:44

Kicked his ass as synth - get fucked
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Post by HBlokkum » 16 Jul 2018, 15:57

El Defaultio wrote:
16 Jul 2018, 03:44
Kicked his ass as synth - get fucked
I’ll never forgive you for your kitty kebabs Goldman!!!

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Post by Survivor » 18 Jul 2018, 13:21

The realest player there is. Keep at it, Hawke
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Post by CSolaris » 18 Jul 2018, 13:22

The highest quality of RP that this server needs, but doesn't deserve.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Post by Lorem123 » 18 Jul 2018, 14:50

HBlokkum wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 23:25
Full Name:

Hawke Blokkum

Nickname:

'Hotwheels'

Physical Description:

6'1, long black hair, brown eyes, and a perpetual 7 o clock shadow.

Mental Evaluation:

Prone to hooliganism, and a strange compulsion to race around in a wheelchair. It is advised to keep wheelchairs out of sight from him.

Background:

After winning his third consecutive round of Donovan's Revenge, the arcade machine spit out a medical license and a doctorate of medicine instead of the usual $10 prize. Seizing this opportunity, the now Dr. Hawke Blokkum operates on his patients, learning as he goes along!
My favorite CMP.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Post by HBlokkum » 29 Jul 2018, 21:19

It pains me that I must now change my nickname. I am on ultra double secret final probation and if I even SIT in a wheelchair one more time, regardless of having a broken/missing limbs or not, I'll get perma'd.

This is also a friendly reminder to not drag me into a wheelchair if I am SSD as I will b bant 5ever

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Post by CaptainYankee » 29 Jul 2018, 22:35

Yeah, if I don't like you, can I just knock you out and put you in a wheelchair, then ahelp?
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Post by Drevenshekel » 30 Jul 2018, 03:48

Needs to stop wearing fake yeezys, 10/10 CMP otherwise
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum

Post by LaKiller8 » 01 Aug 2018, 01:04

I can already see Darla doing it as a prank.

10/10 character otherwise. The funniest person there is.
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