USCM Dossier - Mikey 'Snatch' Anders (Edited and improved)

[Royal Griffon]

Format from Arbs UNITED STATES COLONIAL MARINE CORPS
2ND BATTALION, 4TH BRIGADE

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USCM PERSONNEL DATABASE

MEMORANDUM FROM: CENTRAL ARCHIVES
SUBJECT: MIKEY ANDERS
ID NUMBER: MA-6112-49
• GENERAL DATA


Name: Anders, Mikey
DoB: 09/06/2169 ERROR CORRUPTION OCCURED
Aliases: Snatch, Sweetheart, Jew, Commie
Rank: Staff Sergeant
Position: Military Police, or Mission Specialist
Age: Suspected to be 17
Gender: Male
Nationality: Colonist

"Grew up on a world far from Earth, great place to call home...at least was once upon a time. That's all I can legally say."

Birthplace: REDACTED
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 125 lbs
Eye color: Dark brown
Hair color: Dark brown

Martial status: Unmarried

"I don't think that will ever happen, jeez someone to marry while you're traveling the galaxy hunting and protecting others, sounds too good to be true, but maybe someday? Mates why is that a question even?"

Relatives: Unknown, all suspected family is dead

UPDATE ON SUBJECT
Subject has come forth, "remembering," to have had a little sister with a stutter from a traumatic experience she had that he is yet to state. He claimed to have been highly protective of her though. However from the looks of the colony, she is likely to have died among the countless others.

"I don't talk about them much, I at least had a family as well for a while...hard to think about somedays, but a few rounds and a funny comment from a imprisoned marine or a hug from someone I care about, or a joke or two always makes me fit as a fiddle lads."

Notable Marks: Bags under the eyes from sleep deprivation, but a warm smile and a sweet heart, with a hint of an Australian accent

"Mate I don't like to sleep, too many things you can do instead of it, you can write papers, exercise, think of your friends and fam-"

Personal Items: Prescription ballistic goggles, heat absorbent coif

"I don't know about you lot, but me, I feel a LOT better with something covering most of my face. I don't know if it's due to the fact of secrecy or just cause coifs look cool, but I just can't leave for an OP without one."

Likes: Security, enforcing the laws, equality for everything no matter what, brightening people's days, finding the peaceful and nonviolent solution to things, MRE packages, tactical hugs, making explosives, mixing drinks and alcohol into different concoctions, and smoking in medbay

"I enforce the laws, I make sure nobody gets away with what they shouldn't, even if they outrank me, all are equal under the hammer of justice."

Dislikes: Losing cigars, being shot by AP, jungles, caves, tight spaces, cyrotubes in medbay or as he calls it, "being put on ice." seeing others in unfair fights, being denied medical services, anyone stealing from him no matter how small the stolen item was, and killing unarmed or protective civilians

"I may have a warm smile, but I don't think it looks very warm if you decide to freeze it over in a damn tube...I hate being put on ice, but I hate jungles more, too many places to hide and reminds me of what used to be...my home."

• BIOGRAPHY: [REDACTED] COMMANDER CLEARANCE REQUIRED
COMMANDER CLEARANCE ACCEPTED

► Show Spoiler

While growing up on the small mining colony of [REDACTED] Anders became a young guard for the colony. Guarding the gates from hostile wildlife that lurked in the forests and jungles along the fences. However this did not pay well and he usually resorted to theft to feed himself.

However one day W-Y representatives arrived on the planet and set up research centers. Digging the mines even deeper and hiring off world workers for the work instead of the regular miners. Leaving many without work, this would later lead to an economic depression on the colony. One day however Anders and most of the other guards were sent on a patrol deep into the forests to search for a crashed ship, as they were told by some PMC guards also hired by W-Y to assist them in finding it.

Once away from the colony, it is unknown what occurred, for no one survived that day from the colony besides two guards who went on patrol, Anders and another guard who would later be executed for an unrelated event. It is also unknown if Anders had any family in the colony for he refuses to speak about it. However claiming how many bodies were there and how he was guarding when better jobs were available, it is suspected his family perished with the rest.

What also occurred in the forests while on the patrol is unknown, it is suspected by some W-Y personnel that the hostile wildlife was too much for the guards to handle leaving two left alive to fend for themselves until a marine search and rescue team successfully evacuated the two survivors.

Reports of a small girl approximately six years of age was also reported by marines, however she is yet to have been officially found and reported.

Birth Planet: [REDACTED] ADMIRAL LEVEL CLEARANCE REQUIRED

"W-Y really doesn't want anyone to know, what else can I say? Admirals probably don't even know about me enough to look at this so I doubt they even have anything really redacted at all."

Medical Conditions: Subject appears to have a hint of amnesia about his homeworld and his family/friends. Giving out only vague descriptions of them if he ever does talk about them, whether this is self induced or medically induced is unknown. Selective vision however, but has outstanding hearing.
MEDICAL RECORD UPDATE
Subject is prone to days on end without sleep, causing massive levels of fatigue and aggessive/depressed behaviours, sleeping medication has been given to ensure that he sleeps, and a sleep deprivation prescription to keep him awake as well if he decides to not take the sleep medication. Focus prescribed for if he is on operations or a form of antidepressant.

"I can hear a pin drop from a mile away, usually that's a grenade pin too. And don't even try to load or cock a pistol or weapon, I can hear that reaching for a magazine to throw it into a gun too well for some people's concerns. And I guess the brains upstairs think that a little sleep will do me good-an audible yawn can be heard it's nonsense...however I am quite tired...but no, I can't sleep there's..way to much to be done in 8 hours!"

Training: Trained and excelled in stunbaton and unarmed CQC training, performed top of his class and seemed to enjoy the risk of who would land the first hit and take the other down. Smartgunner training also assists, however insists on leading the charge or guarding medics than to hide behind the lines in support. Rifle training performed showed a small above average shooting proficiency and others should not stand in his way when he is armed, he will not miss often if he has eyes on a target. His true skill at range lies when he is given a marksman rifle, he is a patient marksman and will wait for the best possible shot on his target. CQC and marksmanship are this marine's main strong suits.

"Stay out of the way, you see me grab a rifle, you don't go and walk into my path, especially if I'm aiming, I wasn't trained to miss. That also goes for my stunbaton training, it's as useful as a sword and mightier than one sometimes too, but not lethal which I enjoy. Next is the hand to hand combat, I had to learn non lethal takedowns as a bonus to stunbaton training, so yeah, I know a few moves and likely will kick someone's ass if need be."

FRIENDS:
Elena Mei

"Honestly the first person I met after my first assignment aboard the Alaymer, I traded ammo for some gear, next thing you know she's saying I'm gay for Cook, oh well though. I smoke in medbay JUST for her."

Lydia Tournier

"Now I don't know who managed to put sugar into human form, but they certainly should be given a medal and a prize here. This lass here nobody better mess with, or else heads will roll and I'll make sure that somebody ain't walking for a while after I'm done if anyone hurts her."

Emily Horowitz

"The biggest Bean, says I'm the big gay but no her. She's great and has shown me the ropes many times...also has pranked me twice that amount as well, and has surprisingly saved my ass more times than I can count."

Canaan Solaris

"Used to bust him for drugs every week when I arrived. Had a buddy to, I called them tweedle dee and tweedle dum for a bit, but besides the usual shot of LSD which I may have joined in for once, literally a good man."

Hailee Hunter

"Met her while hanging with Elena, seems cool, doesn't seem to cause any trouble and even helps us out sometimes. Quiet though, but a friend of Elena is a friend of mine!"

Commander Patton

"A good CO, has a good tendency of keeping men and women alive. Much better than many other COs I've heard of. I marched under him once, out of 100 marines deployed, only 5 were wounded, and the mission to wipe a UPP stronghold was a success to say the least. Reminds me of my old Guard Captain for my home colony...poor bastard."

Commander and Hero Bill Carson

"I keep a poster of this man somewhere in cargo, he's one of the smartest COs I think I've ever seen, if not then smartest man I've seen. No matter how sticky a situation is for him, he manages to squeeze and wiggle his way out of it."

Commander Heinz 'Wulfe'

"If you said to me, the Germans back over 200 years ago had cyro before I met this man, I would've called you mental. After meeting him and seeing him, I'm now questioning if they did indeed have that technology back then. He's brilliant, and honestly great to drink with after missions, and dear god he leads his men DIRECTLY, he'd spend a night in a foxhole with the marines if he could in my opinion. Also he is a great boxer, and is a match for even me in CQC, I really do hope I can have a match with him one day, I would be honoured."

Anya

"I can never get her last name right to save my life. Though I know her well, she's a Ruskie if I've ever seen one, but that's not a bad thing, she's fun to drink with too and if I can ever manage to get her and Heinz to come drink with me one day, I will."

Arella

"Another person who's last name I forget, but she's sweet and nice. I've seen her around as an MP from time to time and she's always polite and easy to work with. Always seems to get ya when you need someone too! Seriously she can pull you together if you're having a bad day, and her hair looks so cool! Wonder what if we can hang sometime."

Aiko "Stutters"

"Absolutely the cutest on board, I've seen her get a lot of that too, can't help but to wonder why she has a stutter though? Perhaps she's had a hard past, but that doesn't stop me from talking to her and making her day a little warmer with a smile. Kind of reminds me of someone though...not sure I wanna remember who if I can lay my finger on it but it'd probably explain why I seem to know her."

Phi Rathens

"Don't believe I have her, can't believe I'll say she's mine. Guess there really is something good in life afterall, I'll still hurt anyone who thinks about it but, all in all, I think I'll protect her a bit more now if I can help it."

Natalia "Nutella"

"A nice presence and lass all around, I like to think that she doesn't worship Nutella, but that nickname just...it's hard to not think that she's built some secret shrine to nutella somewhere on board. I've seen her many times and she's good at doing what she does, whether it's kicking ass, or saving it, she knows what to do."

Alan Jones

"Besides constantly flirting with every woman on board and possibly even the traps as well, he's a good capitalist, will be hard to convert to the true ways of COMMUNISM though, but don't worry I have a plan for that. Also in case he complains about me to any Communist inquisition cult he may know, I have placed a bug on him, he will never get the drop on me."

Elizabeth Nightingale

"This is someone I see directly eye to eye with, she and I, I find at least, stand up for a lot of the same things, most importantly, standing for others. Like older siblings protecting younger siblings almost. And trust me, I've been in a few fights on her side quite a few times even against Heinz that dashing German who towers above me, I still faught back to back with her."

Christine Kennel

"I asked myself once, what exactly was Christine? A lass in charge who led her men efficiently? Or a huge bloody meme who somehow walked into a room and got a promotion for it? I am still concerned on the answer but one thing is for certain, I'm not gonna ask her for an answer that's for sure. But she's alright in my opinion, I do feel that she may not appreciate my existence though."

Reginald Dempsey

"I met him pretty late into my deployment with the Alaymer, pretty sure he sabotaged the escape pods once, but one and he took the one for himself. I'll admit a dick move, however, he did act like he would convert to Communism, so he is a comrade at arms I would say."

Julio Borras

"Now this lad I know enjoys my existence, seriously, he even gives me random nicknames, like vato or pindeho, though I do wish he spoke the Queen's English some more, he has a thing of calling anything that he doesn't know a cucaracha. Even called Jones that once when he didn't see Jones moving around and knocking things over. Was hilarious, even is a fun drinker and talks about a lot of strange things that I don't entirely understand, I feel that he doesn't completely speak English and more of just jibberish. Ah well he's efficient in what he does. Which is killing and leading, what else does the USCM need entirely?

Maxim 'Nav' McGunn

"What else can I say about this banana? He's a good man, fun and smart as hell too. Tactically sound and isn't just some blind soldier following orders, I respect this. It's good to have someone who can question orders and think of a better way to do things or how to make the enemy pay for something and give us an advantage of doing such things. I will however call him Max, or Marx if he ever accepts my Communism!"

Ellie 'Coffee' Weaver

"I tell ya this lass is amazing and funny as hell, and pretty much like a smol marine. The helmet doesn't even fit on her head but she's still kicking arses and standing tall with the rest of us. I do find myself helping her out a lot, which makes me happy saying she's a good person, and I see her as someone really close to me."

CO Billy 'Tex' Williams

"You know very few people would I consider to be a fatherly figure to me, and not in that weird way, I mean in the family sort of way. Well surprisingly this man here does somewhat...fill that hole I guess you could say. Never really had a father much in childhood, but I can tell you that this man fills that gap for me somewhat."

(Ask and I shall add you!)

Suspected Enemies:
Delta squad

"I swear if I have to wear heavy ass riot armor and throw anymore flashbangs at this squad of knuckleheads, I'm gonna combine a water gun and my taser and point it at them, it can't be that hard for them to stay out of trouble, honestly."

Daniel 'Kingfisher'

"I have nothing against this man. But I swear if I have one more LSD trip and he appears to punch me I'm gonna stunbaton all of them. He will learn the hard way to haunt my high dreams."

Broden Ackers

"Now this is the Deltard that really does start most of the issues I've seen, he either stays as far away from us MPs as he can, or he's busy trying to beat us up and gang up on us with the rest of Delta and revolting. Should really ask the CO and WO to just airlock him one day."

Hugh Taranto

"I've arrested a few people, but rarely do I come across someone who accidentally gets arrested and for only a short period of time at that, and complain so well and sometimes makes me have to quote the Marine Law book to save my skin sometimes. He's got connections and he isn't afraid to try and pull them."

Law breaking personnel who claim to be innocent though are not

"This is just pitiful, these people who want to be above the law but claim to do nothing wrong, even though they could have tried to shank or shoot you less than 5 minutes beforehand."

W-Y Personnel

"The only good disease, is a dead disease, and this bunch is something I would call, a virus of society. PMCs, the CL, Corporate Executives...you name it and if they work for or are related to W-Y, I wouldn't mind seeing them 6 feet or more under. I'd like to see a PMC try to fight me with a stunbaton even, I think it would be good sport to put them in their place."

Jack Knight

"This fucker, a once CMP of mine, dear god I wanna arrest myself, he's an asshole. He works his MPs like dogs and the prisoners even worse. I fear for anyone who gets into this mad man's path and who holds a place of power over him. But as much as I hate him, he is efficient as hell...which probably let him be CMP to begin with, he requires discipline, and maybe it's not him but me."

The MPs who see themselves as, "THE LAW."

"This bunch of idiots can mean many things, those who can't do their job right, or do it too right they basically deserve a firing line, I've met a few who are like this too, dear god and then there's some who claim they make us MPs have a good name and do it nicely, seriously, I'd love to throw these boys in with a cell mate just to see what would happen"

(If you wanna be a potential enemy, go ahead and ask!)

LOVE LIFE:
Unknown

"I am kind of concerned here, but that's none of your business either way, I'll just be a bit happier on patrols that's all cause I found a puppy, sure."

WARNING:
SUBJECT HAS LOOSE LOYALTIES, KNOWN FOR BEING UNABLE TO SHOOT, AND EVEN PROVIDE MEDICAL AID TO CLF REBELS DUE TO HIS OWN COLONIAL TIES, EXTREME CAUTION SHOULD BE TAKEN IF CLF PERSONNEL ARE IN THE AO. HIGHLY LIKELY TO TRY AND DEFECT WITH POSSIBLE DATA AS WELL AS JOINING THEIR RANKS. HOWEVER HAS SHOWN THAT IF CLOSE FRIENDS ARE IN THE AO, HE WILL PERFORM AS MUCH AS HE IS NEEDED TO DO FOR THEM, AND HAS BEEN SHOWN TO SHOOT EVEN ARMED CIVILIANS IF HE NEEDS TO IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEM. ALSO HAS A THING FOR THE PAPER DESCRIPTION OF COMMUNISM, INSISTS THAT UPP MAY HAVE FAILED COMMUNISM BUT IF SOMEONE CAN IMPLIMENT IT RIGHT, IT CAN WORK.

PASSPORT AND REGISTRATION

[Weaselburg]

Took long enough.

[Royal Griffon]

Took long enough.

OOF
I know
Was buying my time

[Bancrose]

My favorite MP. o7 Keep it up champ

[Royal Griffon]

My favorite MP. o7 Keep it up champ

Yes sir!

[SwirlyKins]

Mikey! One of the better PO and MP mains.

If you ever need to get off the Almayer when evac is called find Mikey

90% of the time escapes on the Normandy lol.

[Rohesie]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

[Royal Griffon]

Mikey! One of the better PO and MP mains.

If you ever need to get off the Almayer when evac is called find Mikey

90% of the time escapes on the Normandy lol.

Elena!
Also
I'VE BEEN EXPOSED LOL

[Royal Griffon]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

HEYYOOOOO

[Rohesie]

Such a sweet char. Always manages to bring me a smile.

[Royal Griffon]

Such a sweet char. Always manages to bring me a smile.

It is always a pleasure!

[Royal Griffon]

Definitely gonna redo this though. Like this is just the basics of it so I have an idea for when I do it next.

[Royal Griffon]

Oof that took an hour and a half, glad I did it though, but I can't get a picture to work! Oh well

[Sleepy Retard]

I know this man solely for the fact he watched me beat up a couple of people.

[ghost120]

I know this man solely for the fact he watched me beat up a couple of people.

Nope, you never beat up anyone.

Also, Mikey laughed at me when Sleepy was drunk and was doing... things.

[Royal Griffon]

I know this man solely for the fact he watched me beat up a couple of people.

I was totally gonna ask for the CO to make a wrestling matt somewhere so you could wrestle everyone!

[Royal Griffon]

Nope, you never beat up anyone.

Also, Mikey laughed at me when Sleepy was drunk and was doing... things.

I watched her put you to sleep and standing over your body as it laid on the floor

[GenericUsername]

Filthy MP messed up my name

[Royal Griffon]

Filthy MP messed up my name

Oof, you looked lovely in orange though mate <3

[Royal Griffon]

Mikey! One of the better PO and MP mains.

If you ever need to get off the Almayer when evac is called find Mikey

90% of the time escapes on the Normandy lol.

90% may be right but also 90% of the time I do I run into the last fucking egg

[CSolaris]

One of my more favorite MPs, knows the law but also knows how to be fair and have a but of fun with my staff and the marines. 10/10 would help him fight crime.

[Royal Griffon]

One of my more favorite MPs, knows the law but also knows how to be fair and have a but of fun with my staff and the marines. 10/10 would help him fight crime.

Aw thanks mate

[Vispain]

I'm not in suspected enemies .
How dare u .

[Sleepy Retard]

dramatically cried 'forget about me' as soon as I grabbed him from the clutches of a warrior and saved him

n1

[Royal Griffon]

dramatically cried 'forget about me' as soon as I grabbed him from the clutches of a warrior and saved him

n1

I just learned to accept my fate when a warrior grabs me nowadays, everyone but you and Lydia ran away so I didn't want the two most robust people in the squad to die cause of me
shivers they like to snatch Snatch...it's not fun cause they usually just drag me around away from other marines while others beat me up now and then flip me repeatedly like a bottle