USCM Dossier: Chase Lord

[Jackattack41498]

NOTICE: This dossier is incorrect and filed in highly unprofessional fashion. This file is to be kept as evidence should the author be identified.
Good lord, no pun intended, where to begin?
Alright. He packs way too many guns and yet somehow always has food on him when someone needs it. Also, he's a fucking pack rat when it comes to "weird shit I found on the battlefield." Remind the CO to ask him what the fuck it all is and whether science should have a look at it. Fucker's a weirdo. Picks up spent mags and checks them for spare bullets. Useful, yes, but not a good idea in the heat of battle. Died six times in one mission doing that, and refused the purple heart. Oh, and the motherfucker thought it would be a good idea to "snipe the fuckers with shotty slugs" when he was going against CLF. It was pretty effective, mind you, but it was still the dumbest shit. Especially when he accidentally stuck a buckshot round in the gun and blew off the extended barrel. He only got off there because the thing went sailing across the battlefield and right into the local CLF cell leader's brain. Chase is... Very good at devising stupid plans that only work sometimes. I mean, when they work, they work well, like that time he said to put cardboard cutouts at the FOB and sneak around to flank. Brilliant, but fucking retarded. don't get me started on when he advocated for everyone to pack an RPG when we were clearing out UPP. The RO at the time got BE'd for giving half of Bravo RPGs, which caused the most expensive and downright idiotic engagement in the Almayer's history. And that's counting the time Delta started shooting up the Longstreet because "it looked at us funny."

[David Stormwell]

Mate Look at other dossiers

[Gigazer]

yeah... probably should look at other dossiers as references.

[Jackattack41498]

well then. looks like i definitely do. doesnt help that i was halfway delirious when i wrote it. insomnia, am i right?