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Huebone
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- Joined: 06 May 2017, 21:14
- Byond: Challade
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by Huebone » 14 Oct 2018, 08:38
>Verifying identification...
>Identification confirmed...
>Accessing USS Almayer Crew Manifest...
>Accessing Marine Profile: ERROR ERROR....
ACCESS TO EXPERIMENT DATA DENIED...
>Back Up Profile...
ACCESS GRANTED...
Full Name:
- Uriel Payan
Nickname(s):
-'Encino Man'
Entered D.O.B.:
- September 9th , 2164
Estimated D.O.B.:
ACCESS DENIED
Sex:
- Male
Age:
- 22
Rank and Designation:
- Private First Class
- Human equivalent of an intercontinental ballistic missile
Notable traits:
-Mostly Illiterate, whether by choice or by circumstance
-Angers easily
-Flirtatious
-Inspiring
-Upstanding Citizen
-Generous
-Strong like Ox
-Brow heavy like the sins of man
-Catholic
Personality:
-Gorilla-like in person, what goes on in this young man's head is an enigma. Aggressive. Rash. Perverse. He will go around yelping like a baboon, and cracking upon his chest all his woes. Striking fear into the enemies with great poise.
On rare occasions, will give nicknames to individuals if he catches them slipping.
History:
Not much is known about this man. He was found at the step of -REDACTED- home. Raised to be a 200 pound man of pure marine caveman power. Unfortunately, only marine caveman power. Despite his estimated high IQ, he was not taught to be a normal human man, speaks daily of moths, spaceships, and Jesus. His DNA matches no known living human being. His Doctor assures that he is a test tube child that a prematurely eager couple wanted to raise, and puts to rest nasty rumors. Rumors such as the subject being an experimental attempt of creating a spliced neanderthal from the paleolithic era with a modern day human. Having been raised in a single parent home by -REDACTED- in the cold mountains of Alaska, he only knows the sweet embrace of HPR's, attachments, and chicken breast meals.
Relations:
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Wamakahana Windhealer: Will be found giving alcohol to local "scalping man" for entertainment and objects of desire. Recommended to keep them away from each other to avoid drinking on the job.
Alice 'Snowflake' Falkner: Sparring partner. Subject's probable closest friend. "Dunga, good at wrestle." -Uriel
Soseki 'Bunny' Hamada: Subject's self proclamed pet bunny. Has been last seen pulling a shotgun out while subject was pushing them around. 7 bullets flew out. Not a single one hit Uriel. Some say it's a miracle of god. The world may never know.
Uriel 'Whitey' Turner: Subject's first friend in the core. Last known whereabouts unknown. Share a kinship in name, and a rivalry due to name sharing. One of the few Delta marines subject associates with.
Aiko 'Potty Mouth' Amano: Despite being a stutter bug and prodding at subject, the ladder will still requite the prodding.
Ellie 'Jelly Bean' wheeler: "Coffee Bean give good attachie. She good friend. Trust much." -Uriel
Nan Cox: "Haha she like cat." Uriel Says, as he chases down Nan.
Audi 'VROOM' Basilone: A man Subject mockingly nicknamed Vroom for his strange name.
Phillip 'Delta' Murry: Uriel once observed Murry break a window and make two spears along with another Delta underling. He paused for a moment and said, "Primitive blue men" before pounding his chest and downing the Grape Souto tea he made by heating a Souto can tied to a SMG with a Pyro's cafeteria campfire.
Ajax 'Ragdoll' Digson: Subject saw Ajax get thrown around by four grenades and live to tell the tale. "Man do the T-pose in air stoically, beautiful."
Melvin 'Breakfast' Teagarden: "Breakfast time." -Uriel as he confesses his interspecies sins with moths on certain planets.
Brandon 'Toothpaste' Ruiz: Subject's self proclaimed rival on the field. Swears he can smell mint in Brandon's hair.
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Huebone on 06 Dec 2018, 04:25, edited 2 times in total.
Look, I've heard your cries, and your calls.
I know you're mad at Command. I know you're angry. I know you're angry that those dinosaurs killed your fellow men.
You told me this, and I heard you.
But you shouldn't be angry at your command. If you're angry at command, you're saying that command sent those men to die. But command didn't kill those men. The enemy killed those men. They took your comrades from you. That's the important thing to remember, it was the enemy who took your friends, and you should be really REALLY mad at them.
Before you go back down there, I'm reminding you who your enemy is. The enemy.
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420MYK
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- Joined: 02 Jan 2018, 00:57
- Byond: 420M.Y.K
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by 420MYK » 14 Oct 2018, 08:45
Heh fucking lil space monkey.
nice start though try get some color in there
but its not bad
Noxus Poppy is bae.
In game character name:Alice 'Snow' Falkner. Lar'ja H'chak
I may do stupid shit sometimes, but were marines its what we do. Always saving, rarely saved. Piss lead and blow shit up until you die. Rinse and repeat.
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Drevenshekel
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- Posts: 76
- Joined: 26 May 2018, 00:15
- Byond: Drevenshekel
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by Drevenshekel » 14 Oct 2018, 18:07
its not alcohol its battle focus potions
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ChengChan
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- Posts: 240
- Joined: 19 May 2018, 02:34
- Byond: ChengChan
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by ChengChan » 14 Oct 2018, 19:01
funny dossier
Shaolin Monk
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Sleepy Retard
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- Posts: 1273
- Joined: 11 Mar 2017, 09:15
- Location: Yaga
- Byond: ElDefaultio
- Steam: Fat Rigatoni
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by Sleepy Retard » 14 Oct 2018, 20:04
absolutely disgusting
I was a Synth Councilmen, alongside Jakkk, MattAtlas, SovietKitty and Omicega.
Have any questions or concerns about Synthetic? PM me on the forums, or contact me on the CM discord under the name sleepy#1984 with the nickname Sleepy Retard.
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Huebone
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- Joined: 06 May 2017, 21:14
- Byond: Challade
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by Huebone » 14 Oct 2018, 21:32
This is the ideal Marine body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Look, I've heard your cries, and your calls.
I know you're mad at Command. I know you're angry. I know you're angry that those dinosaurs killed your fellow men.
You told me this, and I heard you.
But you shouldn't be angry at your command. If you're angry at command, you're saying that command sent those men to die. But command didn't kill those men. The enemy killed those men. They took your comrades from you. That's the important thing to remember, it was the enemy who took your friends, and you should be really REALLY mad at them.
Before you go back down there, I'm reminding you who your enemy is. The enemy.
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Damous
- Registered user
- Posts: 102
- Joined: 28 Mar 2017, 08:20
- Location: FlavorTown
- Byond: Damous
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by Damous » 17 Oct 2018, 03:22
this profile...Based AND Redpilled.
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Avalanchee
- Registered user
- Posts: 965
- Joined: 12 Feb 2018, 05:17
- Location: Brig
- Byond: Avalanchee
- Steam: Avalanche
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by Avalanchee » 27 Oct 2018, 05:01
why am I not in this dossier again
Phillip 'Avalanche' Murray
They are actually very balanced. The difference is ya get marines who think they can rambo a xeno and when they die, they get all salty about it.Mizari 10/12/2018, Xeno mutators
Expert at friendly fire, girls and weapons.
Deltard from inside n' outside
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Caryl
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- Joined: 15 Oct 2014, 13:47
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Huebone
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- Posts: 55
- Joined: 06 May 2017, 21:14
- Byond: Challade
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by Huebone » 27 Oct 2018, 05:35
Avalanchee wrote: ↑27 Oct 2018, 05:01
why am I not in this dossier again
Nothin' personal Delta. I barely know you, and I avoid all manners of blue to avoid getting 180 no scoped buckshot.
Caryl wrote: ↑27 Oct 2018, 05:03
You, I will make relations with you! Caryl is baaack!
I'm watching you with a critical eye Delta in disguise.
Look, I've heard your cries, and your calls.
I know you're mad at Command. I know you're angry. I know you're angry that those dinosaurs killed your fellow men.
You told me this, and I heard you.
But you shouldn't be angry at your command. If you're angry at command, you're saying that command sent those men to die. But command didn't kill those men. The enemy killed those men. They took your comrades from you. That's the important thing to remember, it was the enemy who took your friends, and you should be really REALLY mad at them.
Before you go back down there, I'm reminding you who your enemy is. The enemy.
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Avalanchee
- Registered user
- Posts: 965
- Joined: 12 Feb 2018, 05:17
- Location: Brig
- Byond: Avalanchee
- Steam: Avalanche
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by Avalanchee » 27 Oct 2018, 05:35
Huebone wrote: ↑27 Oct 2018, 05:35
Nothin' personal Delta. I barely know you, and I avoid all manners of blue to avoid getting 180 no scoped buckshot.
I will 360 noscope PB you
Phillip 'Avalanche' Murray
They are actually very balanced. The difference is ya get marines who think they can rambo a xeno and when they die, they get all salty about it.Mizari 10/12/2018, Xeno mutators
Expert at friendly fire, girls and weapons.
Deltard from inside n' outside
