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USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

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Full Name Mathias Cornellius Crassman Medical Records O- Blood Type. 68 Years of age. Caucasian. Medical Operatives:
  • Mechanical left arm and hand, Mechanical right arm and hand, Mechanical right leg and foot, Mechanical left leg and foot, Mechanical left eye, Right eye jeopardy.
Misc Medical info Severe psychological health issue. Technically only remaining member of the Crassman family. Physical General Description 5'9, Brown (Mature) hair, Green eye colour, Typical USCM fitness standards. Several tattoos over his body, One in small writing over his chest which says "Egressus autem non sum oblitus, Amelia", another over his back which says "Never forget Praxis". Appears to keep an old worn out wedding ring on his left ring finger, some small text on the inner ring reads "Emily, Forever and True". Has the word 'Semper' engraved on the back of his left hand with 'Fidelis' engraved on the back of his right hand. Before Enlisting Mathias had grown up in space and had lived his first ten years on a ship that was owned by his Father. The ship wasn't that big and was a simple merchant ship that would travel between planets to buy and sell wares, his Father wanted to leave his ship to Mathias and he wanted to teach him about trading and bartering. One day when the ship was in orbit over a planet, it was boarded by a raider group, the crew were restrained, lined up and then executed. The raider group took Mathias after killing his Father and stealing the cargo, shortly after they would scuttle the merchant ship. Mathias would enter his teen years an orphan and would instead be brainwashed by the Raider Captain who wanted to train him up as a new member for his crew. Slowly over the years the brainwashing had slowly dissipated and Mathias would remember more and more about when he was taken until eventually when he was sixteen when he would be a trusted Raider among the crew and would remember nearly every detail of when his Father was killed. The Raider Captain had always tried to implant the idea that the Captain was Mathias' real Father and that he was stolen from him as a baby and Mathias would believe this until the brainwashing had worn off. Mathias would set about his plan for revenge. Firstly he would anonymously inform the authorities of the Raider's location and then he would creep from dorm to dorm, quietly injecting the crew with tranquilizers and tying them up in the cargo hold before sneaking into the Captain's quarters to confront the Captain. The Captain still tried convincing Mathias that he was his real Father and Mathias would go along with it before he could get close enough to jump the Captain. The result in all those years of lies and brainwashing and the murdering of his only known family member would lead to the Captain being strangled and then while unconscious, would be stabbed sixty eight times in the chest, neck and face with a needle that Mathias used to knock out the crew. The authorities would give the crew and Mathias two choices, Enlist in the USCM in a penal battalion or serve a lifetime sentence in a maximum security prison. Mathias would be the only one to pick the former and would never look back. His Mother had died after childbirth and wasn't openly discussed by his Father. Previous Recorded Deployments
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After serving as a Private for a while, he decided to take his leave papers and left the Corps. He then worked as a Miner on a colonial research outpost on a newly discovered planet. After much work he then eventually became the Quartermaster. It was during this time that he had went through a deep depressive state until he met his future lover, Emily. She was his psychiatrist and over the space of around a year, she got to know him very well and eventually they both started seeing each other. Emily was already married to another man so the two would meet in secret while her husband was away or when Mathias had an appointment with her until the husband would eventually find out and would come home drunk one night and would abuse Emily. Mathias thought the world of her so needless to say he would intervene and the two would fight until the other was bloody and broken, Mathias would not win this fight and Emily was forced to leave with her husband, the both leaving for another system, leaving Mathias bloody, beaten and heartbroken. The only thing he has to remember her by is Emily's husband's wedding ring which flew off during the fight, filled with hate and anger Mathias would once again join the Corps to take out his anger on his enemies or to die in the line of duty. After some time he was commended for his bravery in battle, often running straight into enemy lines and charging towards the first enemy he could see. This coupled with his experience as a Quartermaster landed him in Officer training school where he would reach the rank of Ensign and would choose to take on the role of the Requisitions Officer rather than taking on a combat command position.

Mathias has also been under employ from Weyland Yutani in private security affairs in which he is legally bound to silence concerning these affairs.

Served two tours as a Private, worked to Lance Corporal and then four tours as Corporal, two as Sergeant. Served in the Praxis campaign along with the Tientsin campaign and several others.
Personality Information Mathias can be cold and numb at times and it is unknown if this is because of his old age or because of his mental stability (Most likely a combination of the two) Mathias can and will willingly risk his life and safety over someone else's behalf and has done so numerous times in combat situations. It will weigh heavily upon him if a fellow brother or sister in arms is to die in his company. After having many bad experiences in his dark past, he carries many dark and depressing burdens but manages to keep them on hold for the majority of his deployment, these experiences haunt him through everything he does. Despite everything however, Mathias can learn to trust someone rather quickly (albeit to much of his regret later) and can be rather friendly at times depending on who he is with. May have slight anxiety as he dislikes being around large numbers of people and can get rather uncomfortable around groups of 12 or more. It is believed that Mathias lost his right eye to a stray sniper round while on a previous deployment, the result of which makes him untrusting and suspicious of snipers. Lost both his hands to an explosive during his deployment on Praxis, his hands were mangled and totally FUBAR and so were replaced with mechanical prosthetics. It has been recorded that he does not wish to elevate to a position of command, when questioned about potentially becoming a Sergeant, he sharply refused and stated, "If the situation falls to a point so grim that everyone above me has fallen and i'm the highest in the chain of command then god fuckin' help us. Seriously though, i don't want to lead someone to their death or due to my incompetence get a whole squad wiped out and having only me walk away from it, i don't think i could ever forgive myself and it would probably end up being the death of me." When asked about why he returned from retirement he had stated, "All i have left is the Corp, so for as long as i can breathe and as long as i can hold a rifle then i'll fight, either until i can't fight no more or someone fights me and wins." Has no known family members other than his sister who was taken away after birth. His sister, Amelia, would grow up without the knowledge of Mathias and would also enlist in the USCM but would be confirmed KIA after the ship she was on would be destroyed by a nuclear fission explosive. Mathias learned of her existence only after she had died as he was contacted by the Corps and told of her status, he would lose his sister without even knowing of her existence.

Recently he had fostered an orphan that he had found while on a deployment to a massive human city that was currently in revolt. A young girl named Sasha who's parents were killed by rebels was found starving and alone in the war torn streets where she was picked up and saved by Mathias. She was starving and barely getting by so Mathias had her evacuated and shortly after his deployment came to a close, he signed the papers to look after her as his adopted daughter and with this he would give up combat roles in favour of more support roles so that he may still serve the Marines and also be able to care for Sasha who was barely a young woman at the time. After serving for a few more years and after Sasha taking an interest in her (Adopted) Father's interests in the corp, she had begged him to let her enlist to which Mathias was reluctant to start with but eventually gave in and let her enlist. Sasha is now twenty one but still stays with her Father when on leave. Sasha now serves as a Combat Engineer following her Father and knows much about falling on hard times. He has taken to writing a will that he keeps on his person at all times that detail a house on a planet in the Tau Ceti system that he plans to retire to with his daughter, the will mentions leaving the property to Sasha if he fails to return home.
Likes:
  • Talking to women, they often remind him of his sister and of Emily.
  • When someone takes the initiative to do something for him without him asking.
  • People who act politely and generally people of a friendly nature.
  • A certain Researcher/Doctor that doesn't like hugs.
  • People who act honorably or act with courage in the face of death.
  • People who will follow orders unquestioningly and without hesitance.
Dislikes:
  • People who act irrationally and get people hurt or killed.
  • When someone isn't thankful when they should be, (Grunt getting two of his three attachments and still complains and calls me a cunt)
  • People who act without honor or when someone demands respect when they don't deserve it.
  • Fire, reminds him of a very dark memory on Praxis.
  • People who refuse to follow orders or those that question their superiors.
  • Pizza, had his hands blown off to a IED which was hidden inside a pizza box.
  • When someone has died due to something that Mathias has done or lack thereof.
  • Iron Bears are greatly despised by Mathias after the events regarding his temporary capture.
  • Non-combatants being irrationally fired on or gunned down for minor infractions, Mathias was involved in cleanup and riot control operations with the Cristobal Massacre and seeing civilians shot down now reminds him of said massacre.
Known Relationships
  • Borcuse Girge: Would often take pleasure in teasing Girge with jokes about his girlfriend having crabs to which Girge would become infuriated by, in actuality Mathias highly respects Girge for standing by his woman and for his combat prowess and would happily follow under Girge's command.
  • Harry/Ally Cowper: Doesn't usually talk with the Cowpers but when seeing either of them in distress, Mathias makes it a priority to help in any way he can, whenever he can. Reason behind this is believed to be for his loss of family as he knows very well how loss of family tears at one's soul and tries to prevent either of the Cowpers going KIA.
  • Ironmonger: Just straight up dislikes the guy, doesn't see him as someone who is fit to lead or to even give out orders.
  • Samantha 'Patches' Clark: Enjoys Clark's company and respects her as one of the best medics he's ever seen, Clark has also saved Mathias on numerous occasions.
  • Kaytie 'Fox' Latesi: Was approached by Latesi who at the time was new to being an Engineer and agreed to show her the ropes, several operations later and Latesi can hold her own. Mathias still looks after her as he still considers her to be under his protection and sees her as his responsibility should anything ever come of her.
  • Garth Powalski: Although Crassman holds a high level of respect for Garth, he also believes she looks too young to be deployed and that should anything ever happen to her then it would weigh upon him heavily as she is considered to be one of and if not then the only friend that Crassman still has that hasn't left him. Highly values her skill as an Engineer and a squadmate.
  • August 'Slice' Walker: Saved Mathias once or twice, he claims that before he dies he will "Plow that ass". August has neither denied or approved of such advances.
  • Dolthgar 'Fire' Folk: Damn good man to have at your side, damn good man. If Mathias ever went gay then this is who he'd turn to.
  • Anne 'Shaky' Claudill: Holds a respectable and somewhat almost questionable friendship with Anne, can't bear it when she's sad and can't stand it when she's hurting. Mathias can also count on Anne to keep him alive in battle as he would easily place her at the top of his list of most valuable medics. Will also actually put effort into making her happier if applicable.
In summary, Mathias is a washed out old war dog that has had more than his fill of fighting in his many long years and still carries the scars and burdens both mentally and physically of many bad experiences and memories. FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS HIGHLY CLASSIFIED CURRENTLY MISSING IN ACTION Was last reported to be one of the last active Marines at Outpost [REDACTED] during Operation [REDACTED]. The outpost was the first site in which the [REDACTED] could hope to be found and after positive reports, it was indeed found there but before it was ready for safe transport back to M.O.T.H.E.R. the outpost was attacked from unknown forces that cut power and communications to the outpost and the Marines there. After two days, a transmission was relayed directly to High Command asking for reinforcements, they were accepted but they would not arrive for a few hours and the outpost was ordered to destroy the [REDACTED] should they be overwhelmed. Shortly after, the transmission was cut and after a few hours a Rasputin carrying twenty Marines arrived to find two surviving Marines, one had claimed that the outpost was breached and the Marines suffered heavy casualties before the attackers were beaten back with a few Marines being dragged off as hostages. Sergeant Mathias Crassman had said that he would trade the [REDACTED] in exchange for his fellow Marines going free. The following is a statement from one of the hostages:

"Before i knew what was going on, they burst in through the ceiling and grabbed some of us that were too wounded to fight back. They kept us hostage for a few hours before they cut us loose and told us to run back, that's when we saw the Sarge standing out in the open with that thing in his hands. We all ran past him and he had this sad but understanding look on his face, he just kept walking forward and kept mumbling something as he walked. We saw him walk up to their fortifications when he just dropped it and it exploded. Last i ever saw of the guy."

A recently acquired mission report from the Mercenary group, "Iron Bears" has striking similarities to the mission that was entrusted to Sergeant Crassman and even details a person who was found at the site who was brought in for questioning and interrogation, the report says very little on Marine involvement and in fact even denies the Marine's presence at the dig site all together. Surviving Marine's also claim that the uniforms worn were unmistakably similar to those of Iron Bear appearance. Negotiations for reclaiming Sergeant Crassman are yet to begin.

The following information is a report on Crassman's status when he was "Found":

Subject requires non-immediate psychological evaluation and will likely never return to active duty should prosthetics be denied. Subject was found with amputated legs, arms and several anatomical damage to the skull, ribs and jaw. Prosthetics shall be offered and installed along with contract termination on medical grounds. Mental stability predicted to become severe.
Retired From Active Duty After a successful deployment to Permus III, Mathias has signed off his contract and has officially retired at the age of 68 to live in peace on a small tropical world within the Tau Ceti system. He had this to say: "Long have i served the corps, with great pride, vigilance, duty and honour have i fought to ensure that humanity will live on to see another sunrise. Long have i fought to prevent those that would see this beloved corps brought to ruin and defeat. Long have i fought with gun, sword or by bare hand to see to it that the innocent are protected from facing death. Long have i fought with fellow Marines that would accept no better than to witness victory where there should be none. I will never truly leave the Marines and my hands will never truly forget the feeling of holding a rifle,
my eyes will never forget the horrors that come with conflict and my mind, a tool built to function as a machine for war will never allow me to forget what terrible costs have come for the price of our safety in this dark universe. To the corps, i have given all i can give and have carried out my orders and upheld my duties as a United States Colonial Marine. However, it is with my leave that i cherish the memories of great victories and stories of great acts of bravery that i will remember to tell to those that will listen for so long as i may live, the dead will not be forgotten and the heroes will never truly die. I won't forget the times during deployments with my fellow squadmates which as i still recall, warm my weathered and rusted heart. I go now to retire to a quiet life in a different system for i have earned my silence, the drums of war and the cries of the dying fill my ears no more as now i am absolved. Forever and always, Semper Fi."

From most recent news from his daughter, Sasha Crassman, Mathias has passed away at the age of 68. Natural causes claimed his life while he slept, in a bed he owned under his own roof, on a world he fought for. In accordance with his last will and testament, Mathias wanted to be dressed in his uniform and incinerated. His ashes remain at his home. Sasha had stated, "As much as i'll miss the old man, with respect and all, i'm glad his name wasn't etched into a memorial stone, dying in some foxhole somewhere. Here, we got to say goodbye and he drifted off gently into his eternal rest... I can thank god for that much."
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Active)

Post by Karmac » 28 Feb 2017, 21:17

>actually giving a fuck about another human being

shit dude you're like jesus or somthin'

oh yeah nice dossier too I suppose :^)
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Carmac wrote:>actually giving a fuck about another human being

shit dude you're like jesus or somthin'

oh yeah nice dossier too I suppose :^)
The whole thing i go for with Mathias is that he's been through the phase of not caring about people and he's went through that sort of phase where he thinks he's seen all the horrors that war can throw at him only for him to emerge on the other side while feeling completely different. He cares about people he knows and would rather put himself in a situation in which he gets put in a body bag rather than someone he cares about.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (MIA)

Post by nerocavalier » 18 Mar 2017, 20:49

Dirty Old Harry wrote: He also claims to have no remaining sexual organs as he firmly believes his groin is a bullet magnet. No means of reproduction present.
Wait a minute, Crassman asked out one of my medics. This is a thing?
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nerocavalier wrote:Wait a minute, Crassman asked out one of my medics. This is a thing?
This is a thing.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (MIA)

Post by Dirty Old Harry » 18 Mar 2017, 21:45

Wait, when and who?

And a totally unrelated side note: Penis prosthetics exist.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (MIA)

Post by nerocavalier » 19 Mar 2017, 13:34

Dirty Old Harry wrote:Wait, when and who?

And a totally unrelated side note: Penis prosthetics exist.
Sometime in September.
Troublesome, as usual.

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Post by pixiestik » 03 Apr 2017, 16:45

I feel honored to be included in someone's dossier. I'm moving up in the world!

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Post by Dirty Old Harry » 03 Apr 2017, 19:28

pixiestik wrote:I feel honored to be included in someone's dossier. I'm moving up in the world!
Shakey has been in the Dossier since last summer i think, or around about that time if i recall correctly.

If you make an amazing play or do something fantastic then i'll likely remember your name forever almost. Shakey saved me a few times in a round and generally looked pretty cool, made a significant print in my memory so she was tossed in the buddies section.
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Post by pixiestik » 06 Apr 2017, 13:45

But but I play Anne Caudill! Now I am sad ;_;

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Post by Dirty Old Harry » 06 Apr 2017, 14:00

What you talking about? I didn't just edit out some other medic's name and slip in your one, what you talking about?
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Post by pixiestik » 06 Apr 2017, 14:18

Huh, I must have been hallucinating or something. Weird...

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Post by Dirty Old Harry » 06 Apr 2017, 14:55

Yeah, maybe you've been looking too closely at the SM or something.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

Post by Dirty Old Harry » 07 Apr 2017, 00:41

Updated.

Kind of planning on taking a big break from CM, if i do come on the server then it'll either be to observe or i'll be playing as my replacement character cause Ol' Math has had his share of fighting on LV and Shiva's Snowball. If i do bring him back then it'll probably be for some one off special kind of round like a planned Highlander event or something.

Kinda a pitty that i didn't manage to get any proper relationships going but to be fair, the old lad is 68 so his chances to start with are already sketchy. Been playing this character for around two years on SS13 and sort of putting him out to pasture now, gonna miss 'em. Now the real question is...

Will anyone notice his absence?
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Post by Snypehunter007 » 07 Apr 2017, 01:20

Spelling errors in the retirement section.
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Will anyone notice his absence?
A piece of my soul dies every time a competent engineer dissapears, and with it, the force weakens too.

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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

Post by pixiestik » 08 Apr 2017, 10:33

I'm gonna miss that old pervert. I always enjoyed seeing him in rounds.

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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

Post by Dirty Old Harry » 09 Apr 2017, 16:33

pixiestik wrote:I'm gonna miss that old pervert. I always enjoyed seeing him in rounds.
And he's gonna miss making jokes about your "Problem" with coffee and also playing search and rescue for the booze vendor planetside.
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Post by Sleepy Retard » 23 May 2017, 15:16

-10/10 tried to molest weird smurfs in medical bay.

Also, ur new character isn't as good as herbert the pervert 2.0. make ur new character a 9382 year old woman who hits on every guy because yes.
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Post by Dirty Old Harry » 23 May 2017, 16:50

I refuse to bend thine knee to your memey ways.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

Post by Sleepy Retard » 25 May 2017, 09:48

Dirty Old Harry wrote:I refuse to bend thine knee to your memey ways.
you can't bend your knees you're too old
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

Post by Dirty Old Harry » 25 May 2017, 10:24

You can't bend your knees either, it's not possible to crouch in CM. But you do have me there, it's why Math is retired too, he's too old to deploy.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

Post by Sleepy Retard » 02 Jun 2017, 20:17

>put me in your dossier
>literally dead

looks like high time for a bannu
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

Post by Dirty Old Harry » 03 Jun 2017, 17:33

Do it, i'm just a lurker on the forums now.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Mathias Crassman (Officially Retired)

Post by Sleepy Retard » 03 Jun 2017, 17:45

actually is a ban from real life.

you = pranked
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