A guide to being a pro surgeon

[Gromoi]

This is a simple guide aimed at those who wish to be better at surgery and the medical field on CM.
Step 1) Watch M*A*S*H
Step 2) Listen to everything Boris Karamazov says, he is a sexy beast
Step 3) Keep tools in your hands, dont put them down until you have to, this will save you vital seconds in surgery
Step 4) Not using anesthetic isnt meta/RP breaking if you yell "BITE DOWN BITCH" before doing so
Step 5) Let Boris Karamazov do every surgery

Congratulations, you are now better than most at being a doctor

[Derpislav]

Actual 5) Ignore common sense, no one uses regenerative membranes to patch up pierced lungs anymore. STAB IT WITH YOUR SCALPEL. Honestly.


Whose idea it was to change lung surgery?

[Biolock]

Alex Crossman > Boris Karamazov

[Gromoi]

If I was actually good at anything i'd write a serious guide on how I set up the medbay and motivations behind it, but I dont think anyone cares lol

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Step 4) Not using anesthetic isnt meta/RP breaking if you yell "BITE DOWN BITCH"

Rule one of ever being the Sulaco medic doing surgury (imo) FUCK ANAESTHETIC IT'S ONLY FOR THE WEAK CRYING BABIES.

[coroneljones]

Step 4:Give those pansy babies some booze instead of the fancy pancy Anesthetics

[Gromoi]

Booze is to improve surgical performance. Atleast one bottle of jailbreaker verte before each operations. 100u ethanol if verte is gone

[Lostmixup]

If I was actually good at anything i'd write a serious guide on how I set up the medbay and motivations behind it, but I dont think anyone cares lol

Slightly care about learning how to medic just cause I wanna get gud.

[MrJJJ]

You forgot these
1) Take every medkit into your backpack, and that defib, and the rest
2) Wait for a guy with 5 brute to come and ask you for a bruise pack to heal it
3) Have a argument for 30 minutes
4) Get attacked by aliens
5) Die with never healing anyone because everyone died