Guide to being a real person (RO edition)

[RoswellRay]

Like 2 weeks ago as the only MP I had to hold off a fifteen man lynch mob because the RO wasn`t working fast enough, the crowd swarmed me and tried to take my weapons and I ended up evacuating the RO through the hanger to the brig while they tore up cargo.

[Sarah_U.]

I decided to be the meaniest MP once and we only had command and me (Full command at least). I told command there was no RO or engineers so I'd entirely block RO to avoid riot see'ing as rines were agitated.

I had about 9 marines literally trying to take me hostage and dear god I love the 'flash'. In the end we passed in red alert before briefing due to mutiny since marines were being too rowdy x_x
Marines gotta learn their stuff right and just be pissy they don't get it, otherwise I found out why the nuclear code isn't onboard xD

[Surrealistik]

Refusing to let marines step in when there's no RO, or the RO is hopelessly bad is the equivalent of shooting oneself in the foot; attachments can and do make the difference.

[SPACEpotato1]

kek or just hack in and leave nothing damaged so it can be used later....

Oh, yeah, that's happened plenty of times...

- Latejoin as RO
-Door stuck open
-Attempt to use vendor
-Shocked
-Go into paincrit in medbay

muhreen SMARTTTT

[Eenkogneeto]

Oh, yeah, that's happened plenty of times...

- Latejoin as RO
-Door stuck open
-Attempt to use vendor
-Shocked
-Go into paincrit in medbay

muhreen SMARTTTT

2 Things, one RO starts with insuls 2, Thats fucking hilarious and I always leave it shocked as RO until my CT show up.

[SPACEpotato1]

Thing is I never know if it's shocked

[Karmac]

This cracks me up every time I look at it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haypxj24_Uw - theme music for going mad and autistically screeching 'mutiny'

[LarryOrtega]

Instructions unclear, got character stuck in disposals



Sidenote: good read

Instructions unclear, got character blowing up the sm

When unsure, just make a sacrifice to the gods

[SagaSword]

Option C:Blow up,EVERYTHING!

Instructions unclear, blew up my computer.

[Edgelord]

Attachment whores are the worst part of the community.

If you require attachments to play you are objectively shit, and never would have lasted in the pre-alpha.

[TheMaskedMan2]

Attachment whores are the worst part of the community.

If you require attachments to play you are objectively shit, and never would have lasted in the pre-alpha.

I do like to nab fallen attachments and deck out my gun when I can though. Cause why not? Though in all honesty you hardly need your miniscule stat boosts for the weapon you drop ten minutes in.

[Sleepy Retard]

I do like to nab fallen attachments and deck out my gun when I can though. Cause why not? Though in all honesty you hardly need your miniscule stat boosts for the weapon you drop ten minutes in.

Are you saying my shotgun doesn't need a barrel charger, stock, gyro, and mag harness? It's a really good setup that totally makes sense.

The only attachment you should really need is the rail flash, because it'll let you see farther and prevent you from dying from stupid things.

[Casany]

I would also say that a mag harness is useful for those marines who aren't as fast with their guns. I always try and grab one when I get my morning machete, doesn't hurt at least.

When I take two guns tho, I rarely use attachments

[TheMaskedMan2]

Are you saying my shotgun doesn't need a barrel charger, stock, gyro, and mag harness? It's a really good setup that totally makes sense.

The only attachment you should really need is the rail flash, because it'll let you see farther and prevent you from dying from stupid things.

Rail light is literally the best attachment, I only take a mag harness for valuable weapons, like an incinerator or SADAR.

After that I just tend to ask for an extended barrel and a grip, because it's nice to have literally my entire burstfire be very accurate.

[Edgelord]

What I meant was that attachments are the spice, not the main dish. Get them if you want but don't base your hopes of success around them

[Sleepy Retard]

What I meant was that attachments are the spice, not the main dish. Get them if you want but don't base your hopes of success around them

He who controls the spice controls the universe.

[SagaSword]

He who controls the spice controls the universe.

I doubt it,
He who controls "Salt" controls the universe.