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SecretStamos (Joshuu)
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by SecretStamos (Joshuu) » 02 Dec 2015, 15:47
I'll explain this with pictures so it's real crystal clear
The predicament:
This can be a gigantic problem for most standards. You might start asking yourself, "What should I do?", "Where the fucking shit is the RO?" and "What do you mean attachments are optional?".
This is natural. What matters is which of the two options you take.
OPTION A: ACT LIKE A REAL PERSON
► Show Spoiler
Bravo, good on you little Josh
OPTION B: GO FUCKING NUTS
► Show Spoiler
You can see the Maintenance Tech's heart literally snap
I hope this guide helps.
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Siserith Vassada
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by Siserith Vassada » 02 Dec 2015, 15:49
kek or just hack in and leave nothing damaged so it can be used later....
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Edgelord
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by Edgelord » 02 Dec 2015, 15:53
Bahahaha
It's sad how true this is.
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Azmodan412
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by Azmodan412 » 02 Dec 2015, 15:57
Yea...
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Wesmas
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by Wesmas » 02 Dec 2015, 16:03
I would say option A has a part 2, tell command and ask them to open RO when they have a moment.
I am Conner Scott.
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coroneljones
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by coroneljones » 02 Dec 2015, 16:29
Option C:Blow up,EVERYTHING!
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
-Credit goes to SovietCyanide
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by ChickenShizNit8 » 02 Dec 2015, 16:44
Option D : Be Bigby, ginger up EVERYTHING
"I swear to the good god-damn lord above, if you call me "Ginger" one more fucking time!"
-Bigby "Pyro" Farkas
"CUZ WE BOOPITY BOOP" -SASoperative 2k16
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Azmodan412
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by Azmodan412 » 02 Dec 2015, 17:00
Option E: Pull a Tyler, hack the door open, C4 the attachment vendor, and hack your way out and gone.
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Arachnidnexus
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by Arachnidnexus » 02 Dec 2015, 17:52
Sadly a significant number of marines do option B.
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Azmodan412
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by Azmodan412 » 02 Dec 2015, 18:07
Sad but true.
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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TopHatPenguin
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by TopHatPenguin » 02 Dec 2015, 19:03
This is the best thing I have read all day, my god it's a good cracker.
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
(THP)
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by Sargeantmuffinman » 03 Dec 2015, 11:29
Option F: Don't bother with the requisitions shit and leave.
George S.Patton once said:No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
I don't like cute things.
Good hunting.
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WyattH
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by WyattH » 03 Dec 2015, 11:49
Option G: Only use rail lights and bayonets and make them yourself~
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XenonDragneel
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by XenonDragneel » 05 Jan 2016, 05:57
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY But to be honest I don't need attachments if I need to
When u talk sh** to the IB
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by Hycinth » 05 Jan 2016, 08:14
Attachments are the whipped cream on my weapon pie. Even if I don't get all the whipped cream I want, I've still got pie and a little bit of whipped cream that was left from thanksgiving or something who even knows it's whipped cream in the form of bayonets and rail lights.
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XenonDragneel
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by XenonDragneel » 05 Jan 2016, 20:54
Hycinth wrote:Attachments are the whipped cream on my weapon pie. Even if I don't get all the whipped cream I want, I've still got pie and a little bit of whipped cream that was left from thanksgiving or something who even knows it's whipped cream in the form of bayonets and rail lights.
Yum... I wanna eat your whipped cream shit
When u talk sh** to the IB
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by Fitchace » 05 Jan 2016, 21:27
Great post!!! Gave me a really good laugh.
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by Ninjah! » 06 Jan 2016, 05:26
Instructions unclear, got character stuck in disposals
Sidenote: good read
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by Mr.Smooooth » 08 Jan 2016, 22:00
coroneljones wrote:Option C:Blow up,EVERYTHING!
Tried this, got banned. 0/10. Worst advice.
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Azmodan412
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by Azmodan412 » 10 Jan 2016, 22:29
Every standard ever.
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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by KeyWii » 10 Jan 2016, 23:16
As an RO, can confirm that option B is chosen 99% of the time.
And heaven-fucking-forbid you step out of the office to get a coffee or something.
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DMAN
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by DMAN » 11 Jan 2016, 11:46
Attachments vendor is hack-able, but...Yeah, hardly anyone bothers or does it right.
Fun to be had, time to be glad.
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WyattH
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by WyattH » 11 Jan 2016, 13:16
I always love looking at Option B picture it makes me laugh everytime, the dialogue and donk pockets are the best!
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by OffRoad99 » 11 Jan 2016, 15:06
"It's the only option" That line killed me with laughter! As a Squad Medic, my first concern is to rush to the RO when I'm geared up and to ask for a webbing.
Cpl. Arthur Cromwell: Staff Sergeant, as a daily reminded, I will remind you that I, as a field medic, will stay behind the rest of the team to heal to the fuck-face that gets injured, got it?
*Five minutes later, Cromwell fighting on the frontlines, EVERYONE else except him standing behind.*
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by Edgelord » 11 Jan 2016, 18:24
DMAN wrote:Attachments vendor is hack-able, but...Yeah, hardly anyone bothers or does it right.
I wish that machine couldn't be hacked. Sometimes attachments aren't available and people gotta deal with it.
Dayton 'Day' Mann
"That wiggling sensation you feel in your ass is Weyland-Yutani's fingers working you like a puppet."
