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>Accessing Personal Profile: SSGT Windhealer, Wamakahana
Preface: Given the significant barrier in language and level of spiritual awareness between Private First Class Corporal Sergeant Staff Sergeant Windhealer and his fellow marines, the following dossier has been provided a special cultural liaison volunteer1 to provide editorial footnotes where necessary.
GREETINGS FELLOW MARINE. SPIRITS GUIDE YOUR EYES UPON THE DOSSIER OF CHIEF WINDHEALER, GREAT WARRIOR AND MEDICINE MAN OF USMC2
Art of me after slaying evil Chupacabra and collecting scalp for glory of Purple tribe
Personal Information3
>Name: Wamakahana Windhealer
>Age: 527 cycles4
>Enlistment Date: September 19th, 2184
>Birth Data: I keep to self
>Sex: Totem pole not water hole!
>Height: 17 hand
>Weight: 23 little big rock
>Hair: Like moon sky
>Stationed: Great Almayer
>Status: Active, Purple tribe
Preferred Wargear
>Medicine Stick: Old saying among my people, warrior only as great as buckshot left in hand. I put on magnet charm so it never is lost from me, grip of angle so aim is kept true and perhaps item chief give me barrel charge in trade for peace pipe.
>Windscalper5: Must also respect the ways of our ancestors as we look to the future, I once foretell of slaying mighty red Chupacabra with blade but high chiefs decide not to give medal based on dream happenings.
>Sacred Band: Metal hat only get in way of greatest ear and eye in USMC, sacred band keep spirits near mind and sweat off face
>Sandal: Grant me way to run like wind, other marine see my power and attempt to steal from my foot
>Battle Brew6: Powerful potion of the medicine chiefs, grants me powers of ancestor spirits. Drink too much and perhaps turn me into ancestor spirit.
>Peace Pipe: Most important of all, never go into battle without. Calms the soul and makes for good bribe with cargo chief.
Brief History
Perhaps other time
Combat Records
Notable operations footage to be accessed here:7 UPLOADING IN PROGRESS
Security Records
- Ongoing investigation on possible narcotic content of Corporal Windhealer's "Peace Pipes"
- 1x of vandalizing auto-doc, charges dropped due to cultural misunderstanding
>Godwin 'Elite' Agg Great warrior, man of much honor. Would gladly share peace pipe with.
>Autodoc: Corrupt devil machine, wants to become a real medicine man so it try to eat my soul! Red cap tell me no more buckshot but I stay well away from it!
>Phillip 'Avalanche' Murray: Also great warrior, have dream where he lose one arm and fight off dragon with other.
>Buck Montes: Madman with heart of gold, teach me way of crafting war club.
>Heinz 'Wulfe' Meuller: Powerful great chief, always great amount of scalps to take when he leads. Speak in funny English though.
>Chance Warden: Noble blood brother8, great warrior in way of two buckshot.
>Soseki 'Rabbit' Hamada: Fellow medicine man, get angry because I call her man by accident again.
>Jackson Dee: Favorite sky chief, always have great wisdom and help lead our warriors to great victory with many scalps.
>Caryl 'Hail' Bernhaben: No respect from or for this man, desecrates his own honor by showing no love for fellow marine.
>Man'sur: Dreadlocked Skinwalker cursed to haunt me wherever I go, no other believe he exist for he is invisible and only great eye of Windhealer can sense his precense. One day I fulfil my destiny and defeat this demon in blood duel.
>Lydia 'Synth' Touriner: Welcome friend and shows most honor in USMC.
>Jackson A. Hargrave: Dependable smart gun warrior, does smart thing by not turning smartgun into dumbgun with BC. Only could wish more smart gun warriors as smart as this one.
>Uriel 'Encino Man' Payan: Great warrior in way of grenade, fight with fury of primate and strikes fear in foes and friend alike!
>Sal Aultman: My pupil, he may not speak best english but this young russian warrior shows great promise to lead Charlie tribe to new era of conquest and glory.
>Sydney Lilley Wood: One of the most powerful shamans of medbay tribe, has returned me from the afterworld many a time.
Notes
1. I'd use the word blackmailed, but whatever helps you sleep at night chief
2. He refused to make the title smaller, something about warding away bad juju
3. Somehow he managed to get administrator access to edit his own personal details? Look just be happy that he wrote anything in here given how freaked he got when the "soulless machine" learnt his name
4. I think he means moon cycles here?
5. It's just a standard issue machete with some texta on it
6. He gave me a sip of this shit once, pretty sure its just hyperzine mixed with metho
7. I have to sit here for 3 fucking hours waiting for these to upload? How did we even get them the dude never wears a helmet
8. Ya talk to this bloke long enough and he pulls a knife askin ya to cut yourselves together, Chance must have been absolutely hammered
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