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Kitsunemitsu: /* Medical / Science */

2022-03-28T09:15:21Z

Medical / Science

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	==Medical / Science==		==Medical / Science==
	The '''Medical''' department is a very critical for the success of the marines, they heal injured marines when their local squad medic can't fix them and perform surgeries for particularly bad cases, the researcher is a special role with the job of developing special equipment to the marines. Different from other roles on the Almayer, the doctors are '''civilian''' personnel and not military, meaning they don't have a rank and their authority is only over the medbay.		The '''Medical''' department is a very "critical" for the success of the marines, they "heal" injured marines when their local squad medic "can't" fix them and perform surgeries for particularly bad cases.
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:CMO.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>'''[[Chief Medical Officer]]'''		\| name = [[File:CMO.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>'''[[Chief Medical Officer]]'''
	\| description = Pretend to be innocent the whole shift. But you, the Cargo Techs, and the MPs all know that you were high the whole time. Don't pretend like no one noticed.		\| description = Pretend to be innocent the whole shift. But you, the Cargo Techs, and the MPs all know that you were high the whole time. Don't pretend like no one noticed.
	\| difficulty = '''THE RIDE NEVER ENDS'''}}		\| difficulty = '''THE RIDE NEVER ENDS'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:MD.png\|64px\|link=Doctor]]<br>'''[[Doctor]]'''		\| name = [[File:MD.png\|64px\|link=Doctor]]<br>'''[[Doctor]]'''
	\| description = Do Surgery at the FOB but have the synth do it better. Cry. Or you can AFK in medbay unless it's really needed. Or you can die with the Armored Division. It's up to you.		\| description = Do Surgery at the FOB but have the synth do it better. Cry. Or you can AFK in medbay unless it's really needed. Or you can die with the Armored Division. It's up to you. All of this can be nullified when the Admin decides to spawn 6 synths for an event
	\| difficulty = '''APC Homie'''}}		\| difficulty = '''APC Homie'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines

Kitsunemitsu: /* Engineering */

2021-09-17T08:19:08Z

Engineering

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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:OrdTech.png\|64px\|link=Ordnance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Ordnance Technician]]'''		\| name = [[File:OrdTech.png\|64px\|link=Ordnance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Ordnance Technician]]'''
	\| description = Make bombs that no one will use. If people use them, they will be absolute shit. Deploy and toss your grenade once. Get drunk with the researcher, and never associate with the scum that are MTs		\| description = Make bombs that no one will use. If people use them, they will be absolute shit. Deploy and toss your grenade once. Get drunk with the researcher, and never associate with the scum that are MTs. Never associate with anyone. Blow up your shop
	\| difficulty = '''60 minutes for one grenade'''}}		\| difficulty = '''60 minutes for one grenade'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines

Kitsunemitsu at 08:23, 8 September 2021

2021-09-08T08:23:59Z

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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:Vehicle-Crewman.png\|64px\|link=Vehicle Crewman]]<br>'''[[Vehicle Crewman]]'''<br>2 Crewmen maximum		\| name = [[File:Vehicle-Crewman.png\|64px\|link=Vehicle Crewman]]<br>'''[[Vehicle Crewman]]'''<br>2 Crewmen maximum
	\| description = Run the APC. Want to drive but find ~~Kate Wooley~~ online. Ram everything. Get blocked in by resin walls and die a hero. pin a runner against a wall and grin as your steel grinds it's body to dust against a wall. GLORY TO THE ARMOURED DIVISION!<br>		\| description = Run the APC. Want to drive but find the current Driver main online. Ram everything. Get blocked in by resin walls and die a hero. pin a runner against a wall and grin as your steel grinds it's body to dust against a wall. GLORY TO THE ARMOURED DIVISION!<br>
	\| difficulty = '''EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES'''}}		\| difficulty = '''EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES'''}}
	\|}		\|}
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:Sci.png\|64px\|link=Researcher]]<br>'''[[Researcher]]'''		\| name = [[File:Sci.png\|64px\|link=Researcher]]<br>'''[[Researcher]]'''
	\| description = Make stims 5 minutes into the round. Cry that IOs don't exist anymore.		\| description = Make stims 5 minutes into the round. Cry that IOs don't exist anymore. Never even be considered when people talk about medbay. Never do surgery even if no one else can. Let a guy burst while you're pissing into your vials.
	\| difficulty = '''IOs MY BELOVED'''}}		\| difficulty = '''IOs MY BELOVED'''}}
	\|}		\|}
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:RO.png\|64px\|link=Requisitions Officer]]<br>'''[[Requisitions Officer]]'''		\| name = [[File:RO.png\|64px\|link=Requisitions Officer]]<br>'''[[Requisitions Officer]]'''
	\| description = Get called		\| description = Get called griefing for ordering 25000$ worth of HEFA grenades for the GL specialist.
	\| difficulty = '''aCO at 4am'''}}		\| difficulty = '''aCO at 4am'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:CargoTech.png\|64px\|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>'''[[Cargo Technician]]'''		\| name = [[File:CargoTech.png\|64px\|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>'''[[Cargo Technician]]'''
	\| description = ~~Assist~~ the ~~Requisitions Officer. Move supplies if needs be.~~		\| description = Join the Brad Ward Corps today!
	\| difficulty = '''~~Easy~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Boring'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:MessSergeant(True).png\|64px\|link=Mess_Sergeant]]<br>'''[[Mess Sergeant]]'''		\| name = [[File:MessSergeant(True).png\|64px\|link=Mess_Sergeant]]<br>'''[[Mess Sergeant]]'''
	\| description = ~~Prepare food for the marines and shipside crewmembers.~~		\| description = Get everyone drunk, get arrested 25 different times
	\| difficulty = '''~~Easy~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''None'''}}
	\|}		\|}
	<br>		<br>

Kitsunemitsu at 07:03, 8 September 2021

2021-09-08T07:03:21Z

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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:USCM_Standard_Marine.png\|64px\|link=Squad Marine]]<br>'''[[Squad Marine]]'''<br>Unlimited		\| name = [[File:USCM_Standard_Marine.png\|64px\|link=Squad Marine]]<br>'''[[Squad Marine]]'''<br>Unlimited
	\| description = The nameless heroes who fight Xenomorphs. Be the most bald person around and add bullets to the battle, be the most skilled elite gamer alive and solo the queen. Think you're special because you have neon hair.		\| description = The nameless heroes who fight Xenomorphs. Pick one of the 15 marine Kits to take 1 thing from it. Be the most bald person around and add bullets to the battle, be the most skilled elite gamer alive and solo the queen. Think you're special because you have neon hair.
	\| difficulty = '''None'''}}		\| difficulty = '''None'''}}
	\|}		\|}
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:MD.png\|64px\|link=Doctor]]<br>'''[[Doctor]]'''		\| name = [[File:MD.png\|64px\|link=Doctor]]<br>'''[[Doctor]]'''
	\| description = Do Surgery at the FOB but have the synth do it better. Cry.		\| description = Do Surgery at the FOB but have the synth do it better. Cry. Or you can AFK in medbay unless it's really needed. Or you can die with the Armored Division. It's up to you.
	\| difficulty = '''APC Homie'''}}		\| difficulty = '''APC Homie'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:Nurse.png\|64px\|link=Nurse]]<br>'''[[Nurse]]'''		\| name = [[File:Nurse.png\|64px\|link=Nurse]]<br>'''[[Nurse]]'''
	\| description = AFK for a whole hour. There is no nurse gameplay.		\| description = AFK for a whole hour. There is no nurse gameplay.
	\| difficulty = ''Afk Simulator 2190'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Afk Simulator 2190'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:Sci.png\|64px\|link=Researcher]]<br>'''[[Researcher]]'''		\| name = [[File:Sci.png\|64px\|link=Researcher]]<br>'''[[Researcher]]'''
	\| description = ~~Conduct research on what is sent to you~~. ~~Create and analyze new chemicals, tools and objects~~.		\| description = Make stims 5 minutes into the round. Cry that IOs don't exist anymore.
	\| difficulty = '''~~Medium~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''IOs MY BELOVED'''}}
	\|}		\|}
	<br>		<br>
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:RO.png\|64px\|link=Requisitions Officer]]<br>'''[[Requisitions Officer]]'''		\| name = [[File:RO.png\|64px\|link=Requisitions Officer]]<br>'''[[Requisitions Officer]]'''
	\| description = ~~Oversee the cargo area of the ship. Supply the marines with attachments. Order in supplies on the cargo ship for the marines or Almayer staff.~~		\| description = Get called
	\| difficulty = '''aCO at 4am'''}}		\| difficulty = '''aCO at 4am'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines

Kitsunemitsu at 05:39, 24 August 2021

2021-08-24T05:39:17Z

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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:CE.png\|64px\|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>'''[[Chief Engineer]]'''		\| name = [[File:CE.png\|64px\|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>'''[[Chief Engineer]]'''
	\| description = ~~WIP~~		\| description = Be an MT but again. Be aCO when no one else will. Build the FOB when bravo has no engis. Get bored. Die.
	\| difficulty = '''aCO at 1am'''}}		\| difficulty = '''aCO at 1am'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:MaintTech.png\|64px\|link=Maintenance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Maintenance Technician]]'''		\| name = [[File:MaintTech.png\|64px\|link=Maintenance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Maintenance Technician]]'''
	\| description = Turn the Execution chamber into a bar and die very drunk. Get arrested every operation. Soft or Hardgrief the whole round and have no one notice at all. ~~Load the OB when~~ the XO ~~tells~~ you to.		\| description = Turn the Execution chamber into a bar and die very drunk. Get arrested every operation. Soft or Hardgrief the whole round and have no one notice at all. Have the XO yell at you for 30 minutes to load the OB and load cluster instead of HE.
	\| difficulty = '''Assistant but for CM'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Assistant but for CM'''}}
	\|}		\|}
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:CMO.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>'''[[Chief Medical Officer]]'''		\| name = [[File:CMO.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>'''[[Chief Medical Officer]]'''
	\| description = Pretend to be innocent the whole shift. But you, the Cargo Techs, and the MPs all know that you were high the whole time. Don't pretend like no one noticed		\| description = Pretend to be innocent the whole shift. But you, the Cargo Techs, and the MPs all know that you were high the whole time. Don't pretend like no one noticed.
	\| difficulty = '''~~Hard~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''THE RIDE NEVER ENDS'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:MD.png\|64px\|link=Doctor]]<br>'''[[Doctor]]'''		\| name = [[File:MD.png\|64px\|link=Doctor]]<br>'''[[Doctor]]'''
	\| description = ~~Treat all patients that come into medbay. Transfer injured marines from~~ the ~~hanger to medbay~~. ~~Perform surgery if needed~~.		\| description = Do Surgery at the FOB but have the synth do it better. Cry.
	\| difficulty = '''~~Medium~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''APC Homie'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:Nurse.png\|64px\|link=Nurse]]<br>'''[[Nurse]]'''		\| name = [[File:Nurse.png\|64px\|link=Nurse]]<br>'''[[Nurse]]'''
	\| description = ~~Aid the doctors and medics in providing aid to the wounded~~. ~~Produce chemicals~~		\| description = AFK for a whole hour. There is no nurse gameplay.
	\| difficulty = ''~~'Easy~~'''}}		\| difficulty = ''Afk Simulator 2190'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:Sci.png\|64px\|link=Researcher]]<br>'''[[Researcher]]'''		\| name = [[File:Sci.png\|64px\|link=Researcher]]<br>'''[[Researcher]]'''

Kitsunemitsu at 04:30, 24 August 2021

2021-08-24T04:30:25Z

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	\| name = [[File:CE.png\|64px\|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>'''[[Chief Engineer]]'''		\| name = [[File:CE.png\|64px\|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>'''[[Chief Engineer]]'''
	\| description = WIP		\| description = WIP
	\| difficulty = '''aCO at ~~5am~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''aCO at 1am'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:OrdTech.png\|64px\|link=Ordnance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Ordnance Technician]]'''		\| name = [[File:OrdTech.png\|64px\|link=Ordnance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Ordnance Technician]]'''
	\| description = ~~WIP~~		\| description = Make bombs that no one will use. If people use them, they will be absolute shit. Deploy and toss your grenade once. Get drunk with the researcher, and never associate with the scum that are MTs
	\| difficulty = '''~~Medium~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''60 minutes for one grenade'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:MaintTech.png\|64px\|link=Maintenance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Maintenance Technician]]'''		\| name = [[File:MaintTech.png\|64px\|link=Maintenance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Maintenance Technician]]'''
	\| description = Turn the Execution chamber into a bar and die very drunk. Get arrested every operation. Soft or Hardgrief the whole round and have no one notice at all. Load the OB when the XO tells you to.		\| description = Turn the Execution chamber into a bar and die very drunk. Get arrested every operation. Soft or Hardgrief the whole round and have no one notice at all. Load the OB when the XO tells you to.
	\| difficulty = '''\Assistant but for CM'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Assistant but for CM'''}}
	\|}		\|}
	<br>		<br>
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:CMO.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>'''[[Chief Medical Officer]]'''		\| name = [[File:CMO.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>'''[[Chief Medical Officer]]'''
	\| description = ~~Oversee Medbay~~, ~~Research~~, and ~~Chemistry. Manage your medical crew. Advise~~ the ~~Command staff on matters of health and wellness of~~ the ~~marine force~~.		\| description = Pretend to be innocent the whole shift. But you, the Cargo Techs, and the MPs all know that you were high the whole time. Don't pretend like no one noticed
	\| difficulty = '''Hard'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Hard'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
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	\| name = [[File:RO.png\|64px\|link=Requisitions Officer]]<br>'''[[Requisitions Officer]]'''		\| name = [[File:RO.png\|64px\|link=Requisitions Officer]]<br>'''[[Requisitions Officer]]'''
	\| description = Oversee the cargo area of the ship. Supply the marines with attachments. Order in supplies on the cargo ship for the marines or Almayer staff.		\| description = Oversee the cargo area of the ship. Supply the marines with attachments. Order in supplies on the cargo ship for the marines or Almayer staff.
	\| difficulty = '''~~Medium~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''aCO at 4am'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:CargoTech.png\|64px\|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>'''[[Cargo Technician]]'''		\| name = [[File:CargoTech.png\|64px\|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>'''[[Cargo Technician]]'''

Kitsunemitsu at 11:49, 23 August 2021

2021-08-23T11:49:00Z

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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:XO.png\|64px\|link=Executive Officer]]<br>'''[[Executive Officer]]'''		\| name = [[File:XO.png\|64px\|link=Executive Officer]]<br>'''[[Executive Officer]]'''
	\| description = Salvage the operation when the captain deploys halfway through after fucking everything up. Evacuate civilians at the end of every round, and run every op because the captain wants to play with his funny gun. Play an RTS game where the units just don't listen to you. Get arrested for every marine law violation possible. Get banned for BEing some guy with your shitty VP78.		\| description = Salvage the operation when the captain deploys halfway through after fucking everything up. Evacuate civilians at the end of every round, and run every op because the captain wants to play with his funny gun. Play an RTS game where the units just don't listen to you. Get arrested for every marine law violation possible. Kill a warrior with your sword at hijack. Get banned for BEing some guy with your shitty VP78.
	\| difficulty = '''This operation is a total shitshow and I am calling evacuation'''}}		\| difficulty = '''This operation is a total shitshow and I am calling evacuation'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:BridgeOfficer.png\|64px\|link=Staff Officer]]<br>'''[[Staff Officer]]'''		\| name = [[File:BridgeOfficer.png\|64px\|link=Staff Officer]]<br>'''[[Staff Officer]]'''
	\| description = Wake up at 7am, and ~~get on~~ CM. Brew a nice coffee and watch cams the whole operation. Literally matter less than nothing and make no difference in the round. Deploy and become the biggest Squad Leader around. Be bald with your gun. Somehow both survive to the evacuation planetside and kill 2 Ravagers and a Crusher along the way. Be a shipside medic when no one else can with 0 doctor, 0 nurse, and 0 medic hours.		\| description = Wake up at 7am, and log onto CM. Brew a nice coffee and watch cams the whole operation. Literally matter less than nothing and make no difference in the round. Deploy and become the biggest Squad Leader around. Be bald with your gun. Somehow both survive to the evacuation planetside and kill 2 Ravagers and a Crusher along the way. Be a shipside medic when no one else can with 0 doctor, 0 nurse, and 0 medic hours.
	\| difficulty = '''7am Coffee Break'''}}		\| difficulty = '''7am Coffee Break'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:SEA.png\|64px\|link=Senior_Enlisted_Advisor]]<br>'''[[Senior Enlisted Advisor]]'''		\| name = [[File:SEA.png\|64px\|link=Senior_Enlisted_Advisor]]<br>'''[[Senior Enlisted Advisor]]'''
	\| description = RP with your metafriends shipside and turn every cigarette on the Almayer into a grenade with your 1337 gamer knowledge		\| description = RP with your metafriends shipside and turn every cigarette on the Almayer into a grenade with your 1337 gamer knowledge
	\| difficulty = '''~~Make your own Fun~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Invisible'''}}
	\|}		\|}
	==Auxiliary Support ==		==Auxiliary Support ==
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	==Military Police==		==Military Police==
	~~The '''Military Police'''~~ is ~~one of the main supports of the command staff, they ensue that the [[Marine Law]] is followed on the ship, they do this by arresting and detaining rogue marines in the brig of the Almayer~~. ~~The MPs also protect the command in the case of a mutiny~~.		Your Mission is simple: Cause a Mutiny. Kill Marines.
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	==Marine==		==Marine==
	The '''Ground Troops''' of the Colonial Marines are crayon-eaters who barely know their ass from their elbow.. They are the grunts of the Almayer, and what most sane people play as. They are divided between four squads <span style="color:red">'''Snowflakes'''</span>, <span style="color:#DAA520">'''Fobbits'''</span>, <span style="color:purple">'''Literally Who'''</span>, or <span style="color:blue">'''Crayon Eaters'''</span> each squad has a Squad Leader, who will die within 5 mins~~, and they~~ also have five support roles to help during the fight planetside: A Specialist who doesn't even have a bronze medal, a Smartgunner that frontlines and gets capped, a Medic with the equipment to help injured Marines ~~as well as~~ a shotgun and a dream, the Engineer to build hellcades and never the FOB and lastly the standards, the main fighting body against the aliens, noted for having low intelligence.		The '''Ground Troops''' of the Colonial Marines are crayon-eaters who barely know their ass from their elbow.. They are the grunts of the Almayer, and what most sane people play as. They are divided between four squads <span style="color:red">'''Snowflakes'''</span>, <span style="color:#DAA520">'''Fobbits'''</span>, <span style="color:purple">'''Literally Who'''</span>, or <span style="color:blue">'''Crayon Eaters'''</span> each squad has a Squad Leader, who will die within 5 mins. They also have five support roles to help during the fight planetside: A Specialist who doesn't even have a bronze service medal, a Smartgunner that frontlines and gets capped, a Medic with the equipment to help injured Marines, a shotgun and a dream, the Engineer to build hellcades and never the FOB and lastly the standards, the main fighting body against the aliens, noted for having low intelligence.
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:IntelOfficer.png\|64px\|link=Squad Radio Telephone Operator]]<br>'''[[Squad Radio Telephone Operator]]''' [[File:RTO_Icon.png]]<br>2 per squad		\| name = [[File:IntelOfficer.png\|64px\|link=Squad Radio Telephone Operator]]<br>'''[[Squad Radio Telephone Operator]]''' [[File:RTO_Icon.png]]<br>2 per squad
	\| description = Intelligence Officer died for this. Prank call the RTO next to you asking them if their refrigerator is running. Call down plates and nothing but plates the whole op.		\| description = Intelligence Officer died for this. Prank call the RTO next to you asking them if their refrigerator is running. Call down plates and nothing but plates the whole op. Laze because the Squad Leader is too lazy too. Toss your CAS flares as normal flares and bomb the troops
	\| difficulty = '''~~Medium~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Can I get two number 9s....'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:Gl_spec.png\|64px\|link=Squad Specialist]]<br>'''[[Squad Specialist]]''' [[File:Squad_specialist_icon.png]]<br>1 per squad		\| name = [[File:Gl_spec.png\|64px\|link=Squad Specialist]]<br>'''[[Squad Specialist]]''' [[File:Squad_specialist_icon.png]]<br>1 per squad
	\| description = ~~Has access~~ to ~~heavier more powerful weaponry~~ and ~~equipment~~ to ~~their disposal. Combat professional, lead the squad if needed.~~		\| description = Pick SADAR and get metatargeted the whole op and gibbed. Play Scout and get capped when you think you'll do a cheeky hivedive. Play Pyro and singlehandedly stop every marine push and get your guts ripped out by a ravager. Play GL and be a worse SADAR as well as eating every marine Req has. Don't play Sniper. No one plays Sniper. In any case, your job is to eat all of Req's budget and then some, so get to work!
	\| difficulty = '''~~Medium~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Submissive and Gibbable'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:USCM_SG.png\|64px\|link=Squad Smartgunner]]<br>'''[[Squad Smartgunner]]''' [[File:Smartgunner_icon.png]]<br>1 per squad		\| name = [[File:USCM_SG.png\|64px\|link=Squad Smartgunner]]<br>'''[[Squad Smartgunner]]''' [[File:Smartgunner_icon.png]]<br>1 per squad
	\| description = ~~Has~~ the ~~M56 Smartgun~~ at their ~~disposal. Support~~ your ~~Squad with heavy weaponry and give the enemy suppressing fire.~~		\| description = Get a bigass smartgun. Gun every down. Hold your mouse button down the whole operation. Still somehow have ammo. Shoot out windows and survivors alike. Give "Suppressing Fire" because you have no fucking idea what you're shooting at. Have the Captain call all 4 smartgunners to be their Honour Guard and become an angel of death as you shred every single xenomorph in your path
	\| difficulty = '''~~Medium~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''IFF OFF, MORE DAKKA'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:USCM_Medic.png\|64px\|link=Squad Medic]]<br>'''[[Squad Medic]]''' [[File:Squad_medic_icon.png]]<br>2 minimum & 4 maximum per squad		\| name = [[File:USCM_Medic.png\|64px\|link=Squad Medic]]<br>'''[[Squad Medic]]''' [[File:Squad_medic_icon.png]]<br>2 minimum & 4 maximum per squad
	\| description = ~~Keep Marines in fighting condition, or as close as~~ you ~~can get them. Medevac those who need to be sent back~~ to ~~Medbay for treatment~~.		\| description = Stop AFKing after your Nurse hour. Forget medicine. Learn that the Shotgun is mightier than the medkit. Get slaughtered by everything when you actually take a second to heal marines behind the lines.
	\| difficulty = '''~~Hard~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Farming Synthetic Hours'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:USCM_Squad_Engie.png\|64px\|link=Squad Engineer]]<br>'''[[Squad Engineer]]''' [[File:Squad_engineer_icon.png]]<br>2 minimum & 3 maximum per squad		\| name = [[File:USCM_Squad_Engie.png\|64px\|link=Squad Engineer]]<br>'''[[Squad Engineer]]''' [[File:Squad_engineer_icon.png]]<br>2 minimum & 3 maximum per squad
	\| description = Build ~~or remove fortifications~~. ~~Establish and maintain FOB and Power~~. ~~Gain access to blocked off areas~~.		\| description = Build everything but the FOB. Never do power. Frontline with a shotgun. Make your Plasteel cades 1 wide
	\| difficulty = '''~~Medium~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Braindead'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:USCM_Standard_Marine.png\|64px\|link=Squad Marine]]<br>'''[[Squad Marine]]'''<br>Unlimited		\| name = [[File:USCM_Standard_Marine.png\|64px\|link=Squad Marine]]<br>'''[[Squad Marine]]'''<br>Unlimited
	\| description = ~~Follow orders from those above you~~. ~~Do your job~~ and ~~shoot when~~ you're ~~needed to shoot. Don't die in the process~~.		\| description = The nameless heroes who fight Xenomorphs. Be the most bald person around and add bullets to the battle, be the most skilled elite gamer alive and solo the queen. Think you're special because you have neon hair.
	\| difficulty = '''~~Easy~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''None'''}}
	\|}		\|}
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	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:CE.png\|64px\|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>'''[[Chief Engineer]]'''		\| name = [[File:CE.png\|64px\|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>'''[[Chief Engineer]]'''
	\| description = ~~Oversee engineering, telecomms, and atmospherics. Manage the MTs at your disposal. Keep the ship in functioning condition.~~		\| description = WIP
	\| difficulty = '''~~Hard~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''aCO at 5am'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:OrdTech.png\|64px\|link=Ordnance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Ordnance Technician]]'''		\| name = [[File:OrdTech.png\|64px\|link=Ordnance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Ordnance Technician]]'''
	\| description = Develop experimental explosive ordnance for the marines to use. Make sure the Almayer's Fusion reactor and atmospherics are set up and working correctly. Repair any damage done to the Almayer and its dropships. Help the Vehicle Crewman to repair and retrofit the Tank. Maintain the Almayer's Orbital Cannon and provide heavy artillery support. Do janitorial duties.		\| description = WIP
	\| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}		\| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
	{{Marines		{{Marines
	\| name = [[File:MaintTech.png\|64px\|link=Maintenance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Maintenance Technician]]'''		\| name = [[File:MaintTech.png\|64px\|link=Maintenance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Maintenance Technician]]'''
	\| description = ~~Make sure~~ the ~~Almayer's Fusion reactor~~ and ~~atmospherics are set up and working correctly~~. ~~Repair any damage done to~~ the ~~Almayer~~ and ~~its dropships~~. ~~Help~~ the ~~Vehicle Crewman~~ to ~~repair and retrofit the Tank or APC. Maintain the Almayer's Orbital Cannon and provide heavy artillery support. Do janitorial duties~~.		\| description = Turn the Execution chamber into a bar and die very drunk. Get arrested every operation. Soft or Hardgrief the whole round and have no one notice at all. Load the OB when the XO tells you to.
	\| difficulty = '''~~Easy~~'''}}		\| difficulty = '''\Assistant but for CM'''}}
	\|}		\|}
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''"These Colonial Marines are some tough hombres, and they're packing state-of-the-art firepower. Nothing they can't handle... Right, Lieutenant?"''
- Burke to Lieutenant Gorman. ''Aliens''

''You awake from cryostasis in your Standard Military CS Uniform, yawning as you stretch out the rigidness that can come from staying in one position for so long. You look around, noticing you’re aboard the faithful vessel with its dreary grey walls, the [[USS Almayer]]. You shake your head briefly and look around, watching as the other marines follow the same routine and march outside the sleeping quarters. Following your fellow comrades to the preparation rooms to gear up and head to briefing, you ponder what kind of grunt work they’re shoving you into you to this time…''

The Colonial Marines are the "Protagonist" of this game. They come out at about a hundred and at the end of the round most of them will be dead.

'''See [[Template:Marines]] for instructions on how to add a new job.'''

==Command==
The Command Department are those jackasses that just chill shipside. They talk big, but in reality they are around as bald as you are.
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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Commander.png|64px|link=Commanding Officer]] '''[[Commanding Officer]]'''
| description = The entire USS Almayer is under your control. "Lead" your small battalion and complete the mission in a victory for the USCM! In reality, deploy at first drop with two honour guards and get killed by the queen metatargeting you. Think you're a special snowflake from your whitelist, get removed for being too quirky. If you don't deploy, blow up the console after a 50 Xeno hijack and become a staff officer to the XO. BE some poor private who bodyblocked you from your podium, say it's because of marine law on the forum.
| difficulty = '''Executive Officer Plus'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:XO.png|64px|link=Executive Officer]] '''[[Executive Officer]]'''
| description = Salvage the operation when the captain deploys halfway through after fucking everything up. Evacuate civilians at the end of every round, and run every op because the captain wants to play with his funny gun. Play an RTS game where the units just don't listen to you. Get arrested for every marine law violation possible. Get banned for BEing some guy with your shitty VP78.
| difficulty = '''This operation is a total shitshow and I am calling evacuation'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:BridgeOfficer.png|64px|link=Staff Officer]] '''[[Staff Officer]]'''
| description = Wake up at 7am, and get on CM. Brew a nice coffee and watch cams the whole operation. Literally matter less than nothing and make no difference in the round. Deploy and become the biggest Squad Leader around. Be bald with your gun. Somehow both survive to the evacuation planetside and kill 2 Ravagers and a Crusher along the way. Be a shipside medic when no one else can with 0 doctor, 0 nurse, and 0 medic hours.
| difficulty = '''7am Coffee Break'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:SEA.png|64px|link=Senior_Enlisted_Advisor]] '''[[Senior Enlisted Advisor]]'''
| description = RP with your metafriends shipside and turn every cigarette on the Almayer into a grenade with your 1337 gamer knowledge
| difficulty = '''Make your own Fun'''}}
|}
==Auxiliary Support ==
The Auxiliary support personnel are tasked with supporting the marines either by providing support through firepower or other means.
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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Pilot.png|64px|link=Pilot Officer]] '''[[Pilot Officer]]''' 3 Pilot Officers maximum
| description = Play transport and launch at 12:32. Get capped by one runner that sneaks aboard. Never lock the doors, and have the queen walk up to you. Have your body rot in the cockpit. Play CAS and have nobody call CAS ever. Listen to a podcast on your second monitor. Catch up with the latest season of your new yaoi anime.
| difficulty = '''Taking a nap at your computer'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Vehicle-Crewman.png|64px|link=Vehicle Crewman]] '''[[Vehicle Crewman]]''' 2 Crewmen maximum
| description = Run the APC. Want to drive but find Kate Wooley online. Ram everything. Get blocked in by resin walls and die a hero. pin a runner against a wall and grin as your steel grinds it's body to dust against a wall. GLORY TO THE ARMOURED DIVISION! 
| difficulty = '''EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES'''}}
|}

==Military Police==
The '''Military Police''' is one of the main supports of the command staff, they ensue that the [[Marine Law]] is followed on the ship, they do this by arresting and detaining rogue marines in the brig of the Almayer. The MPs also protect the command in the case of a mutiny.
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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:WarrantOfficer.png|64px|link=Warrant Officer]] '''[[Chief MP]]'''
| description = Be a total dickhead and get the whole server hating you. Complain to the captain that you have to wear your beret. Do sick gamer RP. Arrest 23 marines in one operation. Give NJPs that make the Geneva Conventions look like a suggestion as you take a spoon and force feed a cargo tech 8 hamburgers for stealing your cigarettes.
| difficulty = '''Mutiny Speedrun Any%'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]] '''[[Warden]]'''
| description = Have literally everyone forget you exist. Sit in brig and enjoy a podcast. Be the chillest MP in the army.
| difficulty = '''Who?'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:MilitaryPolice.png|64px|link=Military Police]] '''[[Military Police]]'''
| description = Run to delta prep at the beginning of every operation. Roll MP on high every event round because shit's about to go down. Be a total dick to every marine. Arrest everyone. Have the admins defend you at every corner.
| difficulty = '''In Game Admining'''}}
|}
 

==Marine==
The '''Ground Troops''' of the Colonial Marines are crayon-eaters who barely know their ass from their elbow.. They are the grunts of the Almayer, and what most sane people play as. They are divided between four squads '''Snowflakes''', '''Fobbits''', '''Literally Who''', or '''Crayon Eaters''' each squad has a Squad Leader, who will die within 5 mins, and they also have five support roles to help during the fight planetside: A Specialist who doesn't even have a bronze medal, a Smartgunner that frontlines and gets capped, a Medic with the equipment to help injured Marines as well as a shotgun and a dream, the Engineer to build hellcades and never the FOB and lastly the standards, the main fighting body against the aliens, noted for having low intelligence.
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:SL.png|64px|link=Squad Leader]] '''[[Squad Leader]]''' [[File:Squad_leader_icon.png]] 1 per squad
| description = Frontline and get capped when the queen shows her ugly face. Get bitched at for everything you have, and robbed blind. Get briged and get your entire squad arrested for not wanting to deploy without you. Not because they need you; they don't. They just want to fight the power.
| difficulty = '''Do you want to ghost?'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:IntelOfficer.png|64px|link=Squad Radio Telephone Operator]] '''[[Squad Radio Telephone Operator]]''' [[File:RTO_Icon.png]] 2 per squad
| description = Intelligence Officer died for this. Prank call the RTO next to you asking them if their refrigerator is running. Call down plates and nothing but plates the whole op.
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Gl_spec.png|64px|link=Squad Specialist]] '''[[Squad Specialist]]''' [[File:Squad_specialist_icon.png]] 1 per squad
| description = Has access to heavier more powerful weaponry and equipment to their disposal. Combat professional, lead the squad if needed.
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:USCM_SG.png|64px|link=Squad Smartgunner]] '''[[Squad Smartgunner]]''' [[File:Smartgunner_icon.png]] 1 per squad
| description = Has the M56 Smartgun at their disposal. Support your Squad with heavy weaponry and give the enemy suppressing fire.
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:USCM_Medic.png|64px|link=Squad Medic]] '''[[Squad Medic]]''' [[File:Squad_medic_icon.png]] 2 minimum & 4 maximum per squad
| description = Keep Marines in fighting condition, or as close as you can get them. Medevac those who need to be sent back to Medbay for treatment.
| difficulty = '''Hard'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:USCM_Squad_Engie.png|64px|link=Squad Engineer]] '''[[Squad Engineer]]''' [[File:Squad_engineer_icon.png]] 2 minimum & 3 maximum per squad
| description = Build or remove fortifications. Establish and maintain FOB and Power. Gain access to blocked off areas.
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:USCM_Standard_Marine.png|64px|link=Squad Marine]] '''[[Squad Marine]]''' Unlimited
| description = Follow orders from those above you. Do your job and shoot when you're needed to shoot. Don't die in the process.
| difficulty = '''Easy'''}}
|}
 

==Engineering==
The '''Engineering''' Department is one of the most important roles to support the use of the Almayer, they are responsible for setting up the engine and repairing any damage on the Almayer.
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! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:CE.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]] '''[[Chief Engineer]]'''
| description = Oversee engineering, telecomms, and atmospherics. Manage the MTs at your disposal. Keep the ship in functioning condition.
| difficulty = '''Hard'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:OrdTech.png|64px|link=Ordnance_Technician]] '''[[Ordnance Technician]]'''
| description = Develop experimental explosive ordnance for the marines to use. Make sure the Almayer's Fusion reactor and atmospherics are set up and working correctly. Repair any damage done to the Almayer and its dropships. Help the Vehicle Crewman to repair and retrofit the Tank. Maintain the Almayer's Orbital Cannon and provide heavy artillery support. Do janitorial duties.
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:MaintTech.png|64px|link=Maintenance_Technician]] '''[[Maintenance Technician]]'''
| description = Make sure the Almayer's Fusion reactor and atmospherics are set up and working correctly. Repair any damage done to the Almayer and its dropships. Help the Vehicle Crewman to repair and retrofit the Tank or APC. Maintain the Almayer's Orbital Cannon and provide heavy artillery support. Do janitorial duties.
| difficulty = '''Easy'''}}
|}
 

==Medical / Science==
The '''Medical''' department is a very critical for the success of the marines, they heal injured marines when their local squad medic can't fix them and perform surgeries for particularly bad cases, the researcher is a special role with the job of developing special equipment to the marines. Different from other roles on the Almayer, the doctors are '''civilian''' personnel and not military, meaning they don't have a rank and their authority is only over the medbay.
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#2175d9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#2175d9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#2175d9;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:CMO.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]] '''[[Chief Medical Officer]]'''
| description = Oversee Medbay, Research, and Chemistry. Manage your medical crew. Advise the Command staff on matters of health and wellness of the marine force.
| difficulty = '''Hard'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:MD.png|64px|link=Doctor]] '''[[Doctor]]'''
| description = Treat all patients that come into medbay. Transfer injured marines from the hanger to medbay. Perform surgery if needed.
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Nurse.png|64px|link=Nurse]] '''[[Nurse]]'''
| description = Aid the doctors and medics in providing aid to the wounded. Produce chemicals
| difficulty = '''Easy'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Sci.png|64px|link=Researcher]] '''[[Researcher]]'''
| description = Conduct research on what is sent to you. Create and analyze new chemicals, tools and objects.
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
|}
 

==Supply==
The '''Supply''' Department is a smaller support department, their main job is to make sure to send more equipment to the marines via supply drop or via dropship, they also distribute attachments on the Almayer.
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:RO.png|64px|link=Requisitions Officer]] '''[[Requisitions Officer]]'''
| description = Oversee the cargo area of the ship. Supply the marines with attachments. Order in supplies on the cargo ship for the marines or Almayer staff.
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:CargoTech.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]] '''[[Cargo Technician]]'''
| description = Assist the Requisitions Officer. Move supplies if needs be.
| difficulty = '''Easy'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:MessSergeant(True).png|64px|link=Mess_Sergeant]] '''[[Mess Sergeant]]'''
| description = Prepare food for the marines and shipside crewmembers.
| difficulty = '''Easy'''}}
|}
 

==Synthetic==
The '''Synthetic''' role is unique as the player takes control over a non-human robotic synthetic. Stronger, faster and more powerful than the average human, synthetics, however, are held back by restricting laws and rules that govern their actions.

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! scope="col" style="background-color:#CB4BDA;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#CB4BDA;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#CB4BDA;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Synth.png|64px|link=Synthetic]] '''[[Synthetic]]'''
| description = Assist the crew of the USS Almayer in any and all applicable tasks. Additionally, they can spawn as working Joe synthetics as survivors. '''Note:''' Currently the job is whitelisted, click [https://cm-ss13.com/forums/forms.php?do=form&fid=5 here] to go to the application form.
| difficulty = '''Very Hard'''}}
|}
 

==Non-USCM Jobs==
These roles are not members of the United States Colonial Marines. The Liaison is the only one that takes part of the Almayer while the Survivor is a colony job and the mercenaries are an Emergency Response Team.

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! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
{{Marines
| name = [[File:CorpLiason.png|64px|link=Corporate Liaison]] '''[[Corporate Liaison]]'''
| description = Be the direct line of communication between the Almayer and Weyland-Yutani by sending faxes. Make sure the interests of the Weyland-Yutani are retained.
| difficulty = '''Hard'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Survivor.png|64px|link=Survivor]] '''[[Survivor]]'''
| description = Survive the infestation at the colony.
| difficulty = '''Very Hard'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:PMC-Standard.png|64px|link=Responders]] '''[[Responders]]'''
| description = Answer the distress call and help the marines... or make their lives worse.
| difficulty = '''Hard'''}}
{{Marines
| name = [[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Alien Cultists]] '''[[Alien Cultists]]'''
| description = Infect marines, serve the hive, praise the Queen!
| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}