What are your best "I guess I'll die" moments?

[kooarbiter]

to be fair, i thought he was just a baldie that didnt know what he was doing, i didnt know he had a god damned cult surrounding him

[Moosetasm]

to be fair, i thought he was just a baldie that didnt know what he was doing, i didnt know he had a god damned cult surrounding him

I had no clue when I first saw him, just thought “whelp, that guy will be arrested the second an MP sees him.” Then I saw him solo multiple xenos at once. The xenos couldn’t land even a single hit. Every drop after that, I noticed how everyone tried to hide him from the MPs. I even helped at some point. But you know the guy’s a legend when a competent spec gives up his seat for the guy, so that he won’t be separated from his shotgun for even an instant.

Unfortunately, I think his tale may have ended.

[Fortelian]

I had no clue when I first saw him, just thought “whelp, that guy will be arrested the second an MP sees him.” Then I saw him solo multiple xenos at once. The xenos couldn’t land even a single hit. Every drop after that, I noticed how everyone tried to hide him from the MPs. I even helped at some point. But you know the guy’s a legend when a competent spec gives up his seat for the guy, so that he won’t be separated from his shotgun for even an instant.

Unfortunately, I think his tale may have ended.

Mate, I saw Bill Wilkerson playing TODAY, killing beans just like always.

[Moosetasm]

Mate, I saw Bill Wilkerson playing TODAY, killing beans just like always.

Wilkerson’s ALIVE?

DIVE!

[Fortelian]

Why would his tale have ended? If he got banned for LRP or something, it's probably like, a day ban or something.

Yesterday I was a runner and I pounced on him, but he dodged me, and killed me instantly. I wasn't young.

[Moosetasm]

Why would his tale have ended? If he got banned for LRP or something, it's probably like, a day ban or something.

Yesterday I was a runner and I pounced on him, but he dodged me, and killed me instantly. I wasn't young.

I just saw people talking about him OOC like he would have to come up with a different character or something. Rumor mill got me I suppose. I should have known he was too nekked fast to get banned.

[VortexGaming]

Seeing a ravager post MOBA update

[Gwuhja]

Forgot the map, but...

Be me, sleepyhead Doctor.

Marine comes in.

"Get me some lipocide please, Im too fat.".

Carelessly hand him a 120u pill of Lipocide.

Didnt know the OD amount was 30u.

"D-d-d-d-oc w-w-w-what d-d-d-d-did y-y-y-y-you d-d-d-do"

FUCKFUCKFUCK.jpg

He dies. I facepalm.

Fib him.

Into the cryotubes you go! I loaded them with Clone and Cryo.

Computer hacks up another hairball and loses connection for a good 2 minutes.

I come back, Cryo is a miracle worker, fixed his ass.
Thank jesus.

[SnowJohn]

I once got captured by Xenos on prison station and was dragged to their hive, this was before being put in a nest was indefinite so I managed to get out and set off a signal flare, this location was luckily viewable from high up so I was able to call down a CAS strike right in the middle of their hive, it made me feel good and it gibbed a hivelord, it also killed me, but I burst not 10 seconds later so I would have died soon anyway.

[Wibble]

I once got paralyzed and yeeted into the poison Dam water, never to be recovered or revived...