Where everybody knows your name

Get brigged for intoxication 3 times in a single round, and by the same MP each time

God Willing

As CL, request a PMC team after the Almayer is boarded, and escape with them on their shuttle

Institutionalized

Be born as a xeno inside containment, and stay in containment until round end, for at least an hour total

Unga

Be the PFC with the highest amount of kills in your squad

Dunga

Be the PFC with the highest amount of kills in a round

Me want attachments

Riot in the req line until the req staff cater to your crybaby needs, or you break in and get it yourself

Pick up that can, citizen

As MP, enforce every minute detail of Marine law and SOP

Probably just steam

Here strange hissing in the pipes and vents before you discover the xenomorphs

Ding Dong....bannu

As sentinel, ERP with captured and infected marines, and scar them for life

Long Live the King

As XO, mutiny and execute the CO, to take your rightful place as leader

Fair and balanced

As tank crew, Gib a queen with LTB+Artillery Sight while they are screeching

Inspirational

Have an action you perform inspire an admin to play a midi relevant to whatever happened

How do I shoot?

Teach 3 new players the ropes in a single round

Thankless

As a drone or MT, perform your duties to the best of your abilities, and never get noticed in the slightest by your leader

Kindred Spirits

As a sentinel, team up with an MP to bully and incarcerate a marine, or vice versa as an MP

Bleeding Hearts

As a charlie squad member, forgo deploying or briefing to stage a dramatic soap opera in south mess hall

Attack Dog

As delta squad, single handedly win the game through sheer mindless aggression and ignoring every order given to you by your SL or Command

Wait, that's illegal

Brig a synth for breaking marine law, or be arrested as synth for breaking marine law

This bad girl can hold so much salt

As tank crew, Kill 5 marines and 5 xenomorphs in one round

Prized Possession

Pickpocket the CO's mateba and get away with it

Overly Watched

While playing as SO, play overwatch in real life while pretending to overwatch your squad

Boonie Docks

As a boontard, become bankrupt unintentionally in a round

He that smelt it, dealt it

As a boiler, bombard inside a shuttle while it is in transit

Basically XCOM

During a Turn Based Round of CM, kill a xenomorph and recover predator technology

Bite my shiny metal ass

As colony synth, insult the CO to his face and live to tell the tale