Synthetic Whitelist Application
Byond ID? Bongosz
Marine Name Dismas Hind
Other Whitelist Applications "no"
Name of the Synth Character you wish to play Johnson
Are you familiar with the Synthetic Programming and Guidelines? Yes, I have read them myself a couple of times
What are some scenarios that you can perform combat in? Give us a brief example. Synthetic units are explicitly support oriented, meaning in normal circumstances they arent in position to take aggresive stances.
Synth bois can wack hostiles if they are an explicit threat to themselves or to a marine nearby, however chasing is a no-no as far i'm concerned.
Cant use OW consoles to fire OBs, Directly perform CAS (in the shooty shoot sense) I cant even be gunner for the tank hnnngh
Synthetic Character Story In the USS Almayer there is a man, a literal BEAST or rather, a Synthetic called Johnson.
His daily routine is picking up the kitchen and cook French fries to everyone, although an all American Synthetic, he brushes off any claims that these fries are FRENCH, no, they were grown in American soil, treated by an American farmer, in an American farm, using all kinds of American toxins to keep it growing, now in the hands of a REAL AMERICAN in an American spaceship, and guess who invented space? Yes Neil motherfucking Armstrong, an AMERICAN.
However, his routine would be cut short by the call of a marine in distress
"I NEED A DOCTOR IN MEDBAY!!" Says a lightly voice in the headset of our protagonist, whom gives an optimist look at the empty Recreation room and packs up the Fren- I mean, AMERICAN fries in his satchel, and in one swift move reaches the medical bay for medical doctors, to hand medicine to our BROTHERS IN ARMS.
"HOOOOOOOOH YEAH BROTHER I'M HERE TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!"
"Wh-Who are you?! You don’t look like a-" Says the marine, rather irritated like if he was being pranked but Johnson quickly steps in mid-sentence
"I WILL TURN YOUR SORRY STATE UPSIDEDOWN!" Says Johnson as he grabs the marine by the arm its muscle veins visibly seen
"Woah woah!" Says the PFC while feeling like he's being suplexed straight into the damn body scanner "You can’t tone it down a little bud?!"
"Sure friend!" Chuckles Johnson who takes out the soldier out of the machine "It seems you've got a small scratch!"
"Huh? Really, how small?"
"Broken lungs"
"Oh, just tha- WHAT?! THEN FIX IT!"
As the marine orders the synthetic to unfuck his organ he sets a smirk as he takes the marine, not into autodoc, NO, those things have been probably made by kids in China, for all he know the corona- I mean, they may not be able to handle such AMERICAN BODY
He grabs the marine into Operating Theater NO.1 and performs and while carrying his patient on his arms he tells him
"Brother, I'm going to be straight, anesthetic won’t work, so you'll have to deal with old American way!"
"Wha-" Johnson pulls out an Oxycodone injector and injects the jarhead and drops him in the surgery table, as he prepares to use in his other arm the Incision Management System
"BROTHER IT IS YOUR TIME TO WITNESS TRUE AMERICAN SURGERY!" Says the fucking synthetic as the tool begins to slice through the skin slowly but surely, avoiding any kind of nerves, revealing in a matter of 5 seconds, the rib cage
Johnson follows the standard procedure as the PFC takes a peer into the bloody mess of his insides "OH GOD ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" The marine starts to wiggle around like jelly as the protagonist keeps a steady hand thanks to WESTON - YAMADA (tm) American made circuits
"I HAVE TAKEN ALL KINDS OF PROCEDURES TO KEEP YOUR AMERICAN BODY AND SPIRIT SAFE AND SOUND!"
"BUT I'M NOT AMERICAN I'M FROM THE AFRICAN COAST!!"
"EVERYONE SERVING THE CORPS AND THE CORPORATION SHARE THE SAME BANNER, THE SAME ROAD, THE SAME UNDYELDING LIGHT OF HUMANITY"
Says Johnson as he begins to finish the operation making the lowly private turn the attention to the Synthetic
"AMERICA!!"
He finishes cauterizing the skin of the private, as the latter noticing the operation is finished "Woah.... You're crazy man... What's your name?" Says the PFC as he stands up on his feet.
"My name is Johnson friend!" says proudly the tin can as the jarhead looks back, giving a smirk at Johnson "I... Mine's Michael thanks... Err, Johnson"
Johnson nods energetically as he pulls out the warm fries from his satchel "Here you go partner! Sorry for all the trouble..." Michael grabs the fren- I mean, fuck, the AMERICAN fries and leaves the surgery room nabbing them, as Johnson waves at the private waving at him as he's heard saying:
"God bless America!"
What is your Synth�s quirk and personality? Full of energy, family of two (2) lively circuits boards, this piece of aluminum covered in white liquid and wrapped in metal is a father figure to all and every single man and woman that serves the USCM and Its relatives.
Loves to keep a healthy 90s American agenda, he looks up at every single one of the crew because, HE'S A REAL AMERICAN.
WARNING: May be too loud for children, and the elderly.
How familiar are you with Engineering? I'm familiar with all engineering
-Fix APCs
-Set the generators shipside
-Set the generators at the colony
-Hack vendors, airlocks, all the mechanical stuff that can be hacked
-Set TComms
-Load OB
How familiar are you with Command? Very familiar, pretty much I can lead the operation if I have to.
Though manning alone CIC is gonna limit me to OBs, but oh well.
I can use
-OW Console
-Tactics
-Do Announcements
-Call shots
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How familiar are you with Medical? I'm familiar in
-Making chems
-Surgery
-First aid
-OD patients, wait, scratch that
How familiar are you with Requisitions? Very familiar, familiar enough to have posted a guide about it.
Why do you want to be a synthetic/why should we whitelist you? I'm all into assisting the corps and the boys and gals, although i cannot participate directly in fight it doesnt mean being the jack of all trades cant help in other ways
Also, I would enjoy playing as Johnson
Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason? Do you have any active jobbans? Yes, once, I kind of just wanted to prime a nade in briefing at lowpop and throw it into the disposals unit, not bright of me, but I had a good laugh thanks to the ban because I'm a literal clown.
Are you currently banned from our Discord, and if so, why? No
Do you have anything else you would like to include about your application? I made this from the get go
Do you understand that any player - donor or otherwise - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our rules or the Synthetic Programming Guideline? Yes
Do you understand that you cannot advertise your application on any platform for votes. Do you also understand you may not edit this application 1 hour after it has been posted? Yes
Originally Posted by optimisticdude
