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[Dolth]

Steal a gun from alpha and put it on safety, then give it back

That, whoever is being an ass with their guns out before deployment, or just being known for FF, or that I just dislike is getting his gun shoved on safety as soon as I can.

[FGRSentinel]

One I've seen from a doctor and added onto: fill Alamo with as many bodybags as you can until you run out or every tile has one to freak them out. What did I add? Use the labeler to name every body bag after a different, random Marine to make it look like their death is expected.

[Amaxin]

Shoot the windows out at both MP checkpoints with a shotgun. Every round.

[kooarbiter]

that's fucking amazing, I wish I had thought of that

[TheBluez]

Throwing a marine on the wall trying to resist and pepper spraying them.

[Oatzandhoes]

Nice try mods

[Mann handle]

Go to kitchen and collect soya milk and regular milk. March to brief and begin feeding marines soya. Let the pushing war begin, switch out the soya milk you had for the real milk and have them disarm you. Continue the push war to keep up the act so that it ends with a Mexican milk off with you feeding the other marine with soya and him feeding you with milk. Watch as he rejoices about soying you only for you to smugly return the comment, "check the milk"
Also general soy memes are a good way to make briefings great again.

Have a commander who's PC order the arrest of anyone acting unPC like the cuck he is. Acquire a labler somewhere and proceed to label the windoor in front of the captain's position in briefing with something defamatory (Go nuts, I personally picked "Fat nerd stands here", but Captain's a condom works as well.) Why you label the windoor is because when you point at it, the arrow lands on the captain. So you point to the door and the captain notices, he says something and proceeds to pull out his mateba and tries to shoot the door. Thing is that if you're standing next to the door the shot passes over and flies away, guess who the captain shot. Well, I hope you went medic because that MP kinda needs one now.

Make vegan pills as a doctor by acquiring soya and converting it into pill format, give to the local vegan medic.

As a doctor make your own medical chocolate and start experimenting with medical foodstuffs. Rather fun when you start making your own Schokakola to pass off onto marines. Lace with all sorts of medical wonders and then watch as a marine overdoses on chocolate because they were retarded or something.

Many more ways to clown around, go nuts and make some really comedic skits.

[popjin]

Acquiring pepper spray and putting it in coffee cups.

Bonus points if you give it to the CMP or CO "In a gesture of goodwill"

[Maxim_inc]

What I do when the CL makes me angry as CL

Step #1: Be CL angry at the CO/XO
Step #2: Get disguise (GLOVES IMPORTANT) and a Machete
Step #3: Get DRN body or braindead body (or bodies if your really angry at them) from med
Step #4: Take body(ies) to your CL bathroom
Step #5: Cut off the head from the body(ies)
Step #6: Plant head(s) in CIC when possible (in your disguise)
Step #7: Unload your disguise on the Alamo to dispose of it
Step #8: Listen to the magic happen on Command Comms while sipping some sake

[TheDexFiles]

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