Staff Report
Your BYOND Key Burtyu
Date of Incident December 6, 2021
Your Character Name? Melworth 'Mel' Koepple
Their BYOND Key Lilpenpusher
Approximate time and date of the incident 12:40 EST
Which Staff Protocols (//showthrea...-and-Protocols) were broken 1) Do not abuse your power
4) Enforcement of the rules
Description of the incident Well, to keep it short and simple, the round started up and OOC was quite desolate. I decided it would've been neat to type out the main verse from "The Hot Wind Is Blowing", from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. I went through by spelling out the chorus, but replacing "Without a Compass.." to "Without a cumpiss.." The round started, and a short moment later, I was bwoinked with: "OOC: Burtyu: WITHOUT A CUMPISS. | Keep these kinds of vocabularies to yourself please." I attempted to deplore on why this thought it was bwoink worthy, by saying "man it was literally me just spelling compass wrong, but alright. will do," to where Lilpenpusher replied with "Yes, I'm aware you """accidentally""" spelled compass wrong. Please make sure it doesn't happen again, cheers." and refused to elaborate further.
EvidenceWhat resolution are you seeking? I find this bwoink as an abuse of power, due to little traction this statement holds with the rules. Per Rule One: Euphemisms that also have a sexual meaning are allowed in non-sexual contexts. Common terms or phrases like "Suck my dick" are fine, as long as saying such is not a literal invitation or solicitation to do so. I consider "without a cumpiss" to fall under the euphanism clause. People have posted erotic copypastas in OOC, like the "Boiler farting on my FOB" and more.
I wish to have the bwoink resolved so I can go to applying for a WL in the soon future.
I would like no action taken against Lilpenpusher, if the staff see it fitting.