Shitposter Application Thread

[AcuteCircle]

1. Ckey:

Bancrose

2. Forum name:

Lord Retard Bancrose

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

Everywhere that isn't acid goop.

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

Atleast 45+ Rule 2 Infractions from Solarmare alone.

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

Every note in some form or way was a higher form of shitposting. I'm suprised I'm even staff tbh

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

Sleepys Disc, Any Normie Subreddit, /pol/ & /b/ & /r9k/

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling - 100% Certified since 2012
b) Cyber-bullying - I have collected a chug jug worth of xeno main tears
c) Memes - Hotter than the ovens at Auschwitz
d) Sarcasm - Dont know what this word means


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

Ironic Retard Black Guy

9. Write a mock shitpost

Take a look at the command-center on discord.

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

I will send you to a summer camp if you dont give it to me.

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

Illiterate, so no.

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?

no

Wow not gonna lie your application impressed me quite a lot the fact that you got so many infractions from solarmare is so cool i dunno how youre not permabnaned yet but that means you are a prime shitposter and are allowed to keep shitposting from the gods above i am pretty sure youre black too but that honestly doesnt matter because youre such a good shitposter i have no other option but to +1 this app also i dont wanna be send to summer camp please no i wanted to spend my summer playing minecraft wtf bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

[NoahKirchner]

1. Ckey:

Bancrose

2. Forum name:

Lord Retard Bancrose

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

Everywhere that isn't acid goop.

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

Atleast 45+ Rule 2 Infractions from Solarmare alone.

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

Every note in some form or way was a higher form of shitposting. I'm suprised I'm even staff tbh

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

Sleepys Disc, Any Normie Subreddit, /pol/ & /b/ & /r9k/

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling - 100% Certified since 2012
b) Cyber-bullying - I have collected a chug jug worth of xeno main tears
c) Memes - Hotter than the ovens at Auschwitz
d) Sarcasm - Dont know what this word means


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

Ironic Retard Black Guy

9. Write a mock shitpost

Take a look at the command-center on discord.

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

I will send you to a summer camp if you dont give it to me.

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

Illiterate, so no.

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?

no

this is genuinely a fucking amazing application. it has my knees quaking and I have nothing to say but good job my friend. I urge you to play this role as much as possible, Remember, the shitposter spirit protects

Initation Rite

[Nanu308]

1. Ckey:
Nanu308

2. Forum name:
Nanu308

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?
I use #general on discord mostly but i have slowly started to work my way into the art channel and will soon claim it.

Besides that i now and then Shitpost in staff help as a professional Shitposter.

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?
On the forums i have not as i focus on Discord...


5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

Participated in round-start shittery and fighting, up to and including throwing knives at other participants. Though he did not throw the first knife. Previous note modified according to a staff report. https://cm-ss13.com/viewtopic.php?f=...240034#p240034 | Mon, December 24th of 2018

Warned for LRP - interfering with an arrest. | Fri, April 26th of 2019.

Do you have any shitposting experience?
Yes, i have plenty of screenshots and out of context memes i use to control discord moderators as well as staff.

Most of my experience revolves around derailing #general into #shitposting and most of the times i am successfull in my work.

A true gamer moment...


7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
Of Course, i am an epic gamer after all
b) Cyber-bullying
I cyber bully all staff at a regular basis
c) Memes
I have a acces link to the deepest deposits of CM memes
d) Sarcasm
A professional but i prefer to just Shitpost


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?
Harassment of staff and Discord mods in particular
9. Write a mock shitpost
Get told by staff to fuck off
10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
Its ether that or I'll stop Shitposting and becoming a good citizen of the realm

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?
Of course i am...

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?
What, you can loose this����

[MasterShakeEZ]

I know I don't have a vote, but Nanu is definently an epic gamer and I have no doubt he would be a valuable member to the shitposting crew.

[Nanu308]

I know I don't have a vote, but Nanu is definently an epic gamer and I have no doubt he would be a valuable member to the shitposting crew.

Thank you, your support means a lot and warms my Shitposting spirit

[Foolosopher]

1. Ckey: Foolosopher

2. Forum name: It's right next to the post, you mongoloid

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

Acid goop I guess

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

Ye

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

I survived getting a WGW ban

I think there's one for baneposting

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
My
b) Cyber-bullying
Dick
c) Memes
Big
d) Sarcasm
Nigga


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?
Dunno I just do it

9. Write a mock shitpost
Do you feel in charge?

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
Im slick Im hip
I beat niggas with a whip

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?
I'm not reading that shit

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?
Yes

[ThesoldierLLJK]

1. Ckey: ThesoldierLLJK

2. Forum name: ThesoldierLLJK

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

All of them!

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

No because I can just delete said infractions

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

No because I tell mentors, mods, and senior mods to piss off in msay

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

Am I joke to you?

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling - Adememe trolling
b) Cyber-bullying - Ask Acute Circle and all the mentors
c) Memes - My resume is plenty
d) Sarcasm - Nope


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

Mostly telling Edgardo and Acute to SHUT

9. Write a mock shitpost

Mentors are useless
change my mind

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

Because ill bean the entire shitposting council if denied with adminbus

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

Yes

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?

:hah:

[Avalanchee]

1. Ckey: spartanbobby

2. Forum name: spartanbobby

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in? i shitpost where i want to

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum?
https://imgur.com/blWdua6 fuck yeah

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting? what do you think

6. Do you have any shitposting experience? spartanbobby

7. Are you experienced in: yes

8. What�s your shitposting quirk? i would get banned for homophobia if i told you

9. Write a mock shitpost: dionsu is female

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist? if vipey got synth i can get this

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines? no

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist? my mum is Emerald Blood and she owns elon musk so go ahead and try retard

[NoahKirchner]

1. Ckey:
Nanu308

2. Forum name:
Nanu308

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?
I use #general on discord mostly but i have slowly started to work my way into the art channel and will soon claim it.

Besides that i now and then Shitpost in staff help as a professional Shitposter.

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?
On the forums i have not as i focus on Discord...


5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

Participated in round-start shittery and fighting, up to and including throwing knives at other participants. Though he did not throw the first knife. Previous note modified according to a staff report. https://cm-ss13.com/viewtopic.php?f=...240034#p240034 | Mon, December 24th of 2018

Warned for LRP - interfering with an arrest. | Fri, April 26th of 2019.

Do you have any shitposting experience?
Yes, i have plenty of screenshots and out of context memes i use to control discord moderators as well as staff.

Most of my experience revolves around derailing #general into #shitposting and most of the times i am successfull in my work.

A true gamer moment...


7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
Of Course, i am an epic gamer after all
b) Cyber-bullying
I cyber bully all staff at a regular basis
c) Memes
I have a acces link to the deepest deposits of CM memes
d) Sarcasm
A professional but i prefer to just Shitpost


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?
Harassment of staff and Discord mods in particular
9. Write a mock shitpost
Get told by staff to fuck off
10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
Its ether that or I'll stop Shitposting and becoming a good citizen of the realm

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?
Of course i am...

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?
What, you can loose this����

Overall a good, if a bit barebones application. I'll definitely support you joining the WL because I've seen you shitpost first hand, but I'm hoping that if and when you get it you'll bump up those notes. +1

1. Ckey: Foolosopher

2. Forum name: It's right next to the post, you mongoloid

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

Acid goop I guess

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

Ye

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

I survived getting a WGW ban

I think there's one for baneposting

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
My
b) Cyber-bullying
Dick
c) Memes
Big
d) Sarcasm
Nigga


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?
Dunno I just do it

9. Write a mock shitpost
Do you feel in charge?

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
Im slick Im hip
I beat niggas with a whip

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?
I'm not reading that shit

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?
Yes

WGW bans are basically an instant +1 from me, that is the ultimate shitpost and this is a great app because of it. Nice job.

1. Ckey: ThesoldierLLJK

2. Forum name: ThesoldierLLJK

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

All of them!

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

No because I can just delete said infractions

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?

No because I tell mentors, mods, and senior mods to piss off in msay

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

Am I joke to you?

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling - Adememe trolling
b) Cyber-bullying - Ask Acute Circle and all the mentors
c) Memes - My resume is plenty
d) Sarcasm - Nope


8. What�s your shitposting quirk?

Mostly telling Edgardo and Acute to SHUT

9. Write a mock shitpost

Mentors are useless
change my mind

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?

Because ill bean the entire shitposting council if denied with adminbus

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?

Yes

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist?

:hah:

I'm very hesitant to accept a staff member unless they are black. Are you black?

1. Ckey: spartanbobby

2. Forum name: spartanbobby

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in? i shitpost where i want to

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum?
https://imgur.com/blWdua6 fuck yeah

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting? what do you think

6. Do you have any shitposting experience? spartanbobby

7. Are you experienced in: yes

8. What�s your shitposting quirk? i would get banned for homophobia if i told you

9. Write a mock shitpost: dionsu is female

10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist? if vipey got synth i can get this

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines? no

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist? my mum is Emerald Blood and she owns elon musk so go ahead and try retard

spartanbobby +1

[Akabinxstar]

1. Ckey: Akabinxstar

2. Forum name: Akabinxstar

3. Which subforum do you mostly shitpost in?

All of them, It doesn't matter.

4. Have you ever gotten any infraction on the forum? If not, why?

For shitposting in appeals

5. Do you have any notes in game related to shitposting?
Yes

6. Do you have any shitposting experience?

oh yeah, alot

7. Are you experienced in:


a) Trolling
b) Cyber-bullying
c) Memes
d) Sarcasm

I do all this actively, I got a girl to kill herself once because I cyber bullied her so hard

8. What�s your shitposting quirk?
Being black

9. Write a mock shitpost

spell ICUP irl nigga
10. Why do you think you deserve this whitelist?
because I want it

11. Are you familiar with Shitposting Guidelines?
yes

12. Do you understand that breaking the Shitposting Guidelines might result in your dewhitelist from the shitpost whitelist
duh