Latest revision as of 23:33, 15 January 2026

This refers to vending machines that sell items to you.

Hot Drinks Machine

Products:	Description:	Reagents:	Cost:
Coffee	Recycled water, lab-grown coffee plants genetically designed for minimum expense and maximum production, and re-recycled coffee grounds have mixed together to create this insultingly cheap USCM culinary 'wonder'. You're just glad the troops get issued water for free. It is a small item.	20u Coffee	$1.5
Duke Purple Tea	An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea. It is a small item.	30u Tea	$3
Dutch hot coco	Made in Space South America. It is a small item.	30u Hot Chocolate	$15

Products:	Description:	Reagents:	Cost:
Packaged Cheeseburger	A soggy microwavable burger. There's no time given for how long to cook it. Packaged by the W-Y Corporation. It is a small item.	5 Bread 5 Meat Protein 2 Table Salt	$5
Packaged Burrito	A hard microwavable burrito. There's no time given for how long to cook it. Packaged by the W-Y Corporation. It is a small item.	5 Bread 5 Meat Protein	$5
Packaged Hotdog			$5
Kepler Crisps			$3
W-Y Pepper Chips			$3
Boonie Bars	Two delicious bars of minty chocolate. "Sometimes things are just... out of reach." It is a small item.	6 Nutriment 4 Coco Powder	$4
MEAT Bar	It is a vacuum sealed tube of suspicious meat. Artificially packed full of nutrients you can't pronounce. The M is printed on the side, so it just reads EAT. Guess that's where the slogan comes from. It is a tiny item.	4 Nutriment 4 Meat Protein	$4
CHUNK Box	A bar of "The CHUNK" brand chocolate. "The densest chocolate permitted to exist according to federal law. We are legally required to ask you not to use this blunt object for anything other than nutrition." It is a small item. It would be a normal weapon if you were hit someone with it.	7 Nutriment 10 Coco Powder	$4
Barcardine Bars	A bar of chocolate, it smells like the medical bay. "Chocolate always helps the pain go away." It is a small item.	4 Nutriment 2 Coco Powder 1 Tramadol	$4

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