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! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=150|Products: | ! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=150|Products: | ||
! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Description: | ! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Description: | ||
! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=128| | ! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=128|Reagents: | ||
! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=32 |Cost: | ! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=32 |Cost: | ||
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{{Anchor|Coffee}} | {{Anchor|Coffee}} | ||
[[#Coffee|'''Coffee''']] | [[#Coffee|'''Coffee''']] | ||
| | | Recycled water, lab-grown coffee plants genetically designed for minimum expense and maximum production, and re-recycled coffee grounds have mixed together to create this insultingly cheap USCM culinary 'wonder'. You're just glad the troops get issued water for free. | ||
Recycled water, lab-grown coffee plants genetically designed for minimum expense and maximum production, and re-recycled coffee grounds have mixed together to create this insultingly cheap USCM culinary 'wonder'. You're just glad the troops get issued water for free. | It is a '''small''' item. | ||
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* 20u Coffee | * 20u Coffee | ||
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!{{Anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}[[File:ClownPlaceholder.png|64px]] | !{{Anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}[[File:ClownPlaceholder.png|64px]] | ||
[[#Duke Purple Tea|'''Duke Purple Tea''']] | [[#Duke Purple Tea|'''Duke Purple Tea''']] | ||
| | | An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea. | ||
An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea. | It is a '''small''' item. | ||
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* 30u Tea | * 30u Tea | ||
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!{{Anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}[[File:ClownPlaceholder.png|64px]] | !{{Anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}[[File:ClownPlaceholder.png|64px]] | ||
[[#Dutch hot coco.|'''Dutch hot coco''']] | [[#Dutch hot coco.|'''Dutch hot coco''']] | ||
| | | Made in Space South America. | ||
It is a '''small''' item. | |||
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* 30u Hot Chocolate | * 30u Hot Chocolate | ||
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! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=150|Products: | ! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=150|Products: | ||
! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Description: | ! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Description: | ||
! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=256| | ! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=256|Reagents: | ||
! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=32 |Cost: | ! style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=32 |Cost: | ||
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{{Anchor|Packaged Cheeseburger}} | {{Anchor|Packaged Cheeseburger}} | ||
[[#Packaged Cheeseburger|'''Packaged Cheeseburger''']] | [[#Packaged Cheeseburger|'''Packaged Cheeseburger''']] | ||
|A soggy microwavable burger. There's no time given for how long to cook it. Packaged by the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. | |||
It is a '''small''' item. | |||
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* 5 Bread | |||
* | * 5 Meat Protein | ||
*2 Table Salt | |||
|$5 | |$5 | ||
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{{Anchor|Packaged Burrito}} | {{Anchor|Packaged Burrito}} | ||
[[#Packaged Burrito|'''Packaged Burrito''']] | [[#Packaged Burrito|'''Packaged Burrito''']] | ||
|A hard microwavable burrito. There's no time given for how long to cook it. Packaged by the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. | |||
It is a '''small''' item. | |||
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* 5 Bread | |||
* | *5 Meat Protein | ||
|$5 | |$5 | ||
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{{Anchor|Boonie Bars}} | {{Anchor|Boonie Bars}} | ||
[[#Boonie Bars|'''Boonie Bars''']] | [[#Boonie Bars|'''Boonie Bars''']] | ||
|Two delicious bars of minty chocolate. "Sometimes things are just... out of reach." | |||
It is a '''small''' item. | |||
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* 6 Nutriment | |||
* | * 4 Coco Powder | ||
|$4 | |$4 | ||
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{{Anchor|MEAT Bar}} | {{Anchor|MEAT Bar}} | ||
[[#MEAT Bar|'''MEAT Bar''']] | [[#MEAT Bar|'''MEAT Bar''']] | ||
|It is a vacuum sealed tube of suspicious meat. Artificially packed full of nutrients you can't pronounce. The M is printed on the side, so it just reads EAT. Guess that's where the slogan comes from. | |||
It is a '''tiny''' item. | |||
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* 4 Nutriment | |||
* | * 4 Meat Protein | ||
|$4 | |$4 | ||
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{{Anchor|CHUNK Box}} | {{Anchor|CHUNK Box}} | ||
[[#CHUNK Box|'''CHUNK Box''']] | [[#CHUNK Box|'''CHUNK Box''']] | ||
|A bar of "The CHUNK" brand chocolate. "The densest chocolate permitted to exist according to federal law. We are legally required to ask you not to use this blunt object for anything other than nutrition." | |||
It is a '''small''' item. | |||
It would be a '''normal''' weapon if you were hit someone with it. | |||
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* 7 Nutriment | |||
* | * 10 Coco Powder | ||
|$4 | |$4 | ||
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{{Anchor|Barcardine Bars}} | {{Anchor|Barcardine Bars}} | ||
[[#Barcardine Bars|'''Barcardine Bars''']] | [[#Barcardine Bars|'''Barcardine Bars''']] | ||
| | |A bar of chocolate, it smells like the medical bay. "Chocolate always helps the pain go away." | ||
A bar of chocolate, it smells like the medical bay. "Chocolate always helps the pain go away." | It is a '''small''' item. | ||
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* 4 Nutriment | |||
* 2 Coco Powder | |||
* 1 Tramadol | |||
|$4 | |$4 | ||
|} | |} |
Latest revision as of 02:32, 7 May 2023
This refers to vending machines that sell items to you.