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"These Colonial Marines are some tough hombres, and they're packing state-of-the-art firepower. Nothing they can't handle... Right, Lieutenant?" - Burke to Lieutenant Gorman. Aliens

You awake from cryostasis in your Standard Military CS Uniform, yawning as you stretch out the rigidness that can come from staying in one position for so long. You look around, noticing you’re aboard the faithful vessel with its dreary grey walls, the USS Almayer. You shake your head briefly and look around, watching as the other marines follow the same routine and march outside the sleeping quarters. Following your fellow comrades to the preparation rooms to gear up and head to briefing, you ponder what kind of grunt work they’re shoving you into you to this time…

The Colonial Marines are the "Protagonist" of this game. They come out at about a hundred and at the end of the round most of them will be dead.

See Template:Marines for instructions on how to add a new job.

Command

The Command Department are those jackasses that just chill shipside. They talk big, but in reality they are around as bald as you are.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Commanding Officer	The entire USS Almayer is under your control. "Lead" your small battalion and complete the mission in a victory for the USCM! In reality, deploy at first drop with two honour guards and get killed by the queen metatargeting you. Think you're a special snowflake from your whitelist, get removed for being too quirky. If you don't deploy, blow up the console after a 50 Xeno hijack and become a staff officer to the XO. BE some poor private who bodyblocked you from your podium, say it's because of marine law on the forum.	Executive Officer Plus
Executive Officer	Salvage the operation when the captain deploys halfway through after fucking everything up. Evacuate civilians at the end of every round, and run every op because the captain wants to play with his funny gun. Play an RTS game where the units just don't listen to you. Get arrested for every marine law violation possible. Kill a warrior with your sword at hijack. Get banned for BEing some guy with your shitty VP78.	This operation is a total shitshow and I am calling evacuation
Staff Officer	Wake up at 7am, and log onto CM. Brew a nice coffee and watch cams the whole operation. Literally matter less than nothing and make no difference in the round. Deploy and become the biggest Squad Leader around. Be bald with your gun. Somehow both survive to the evacuation planetside and kill 2 Ravagers and a Crusher along the way. Be a shipside medic when no one else can with 0 doctor, 0 nurse, and 0 medic hours.	7am Coffee Break
Senior Enlisted Advisor	RP with your metafriends shipside and turn every cigarette on the Almayer into a grenade with your 1337 gamer knowledge	Invisible

Auxiliary Support

The Auxiliary support personnel are tasked with supporting the marines either by providing support through firepower or other means.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Pilot Officer 3 Pilot Officers maximum	Play transport and launch at 12:32. Get capped by one runner that sneaks aboard. Never lock the doors, and have the queen walk up to you. Have your body rot in the cockpit. Play CAS and have nobody call CAS ever. Listen to a podcast on your second monitor. Catch up with the latest season of your new yaoi anime.	Taking a nap at your computer
Vehicle Crewman 2 Crewmen maximum	Run the APC. Want to drive but find the current Driver main online. Ram everything. Get blocked in by resin walls and die a hero. pin a runner against a wall and grin as your steel grinds it's body to dust against a wall. GLORY TO THE ARMOURED DIVISION!	EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES

Military Police

Your Mission is simple: Cause a Mutiny. Kill Marines.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Chief MP	Be a total dickhead and get the whole server hating you. Complain to the captain that you have to wear your beret. Do sick gamer RP. Arrest 23 marines in one operation. Give NJPs that make the Geneva Conventions look like a suggestion as you take a spoon and force feed a cargo tech 8 hamburgers for stealing your cigarettes.	Mutiny Speedrun Any%
Warden	Have literally everyone forget you exist. Sit in brig and enjoy a podcast. Be the chillest MP in the army.	Who?
Military Police	Run to delta prep at the beginning of every operation. Roll MP on high every event round because shit's about to go down. Be a total dick to every marine. Arrest everyone. Have the admins defend you at every corner.	In Game Admining

Marine

The Ground Troops of the Colonial Marines are crayon-eaters who barely know their ass from their elbow.. They are the grunts of the Almayer, and what most sane people play as. They are divided between four squads Snowflakes, Fobbits, Literally Who, or Crayon Eaters each squad has a Squad Leader, who will die within 5 mins. They also have five support roles to help during the fight planetside: A Specialist who doesn't even have a bronze service medal, a Smartgunner that frontlines and gets capped, a Medic with the equipment to help injured Marines, a shotgun and a dream, the Engineer to build hellcades and never the FOB and lastly the standards, the main fighting body against the aliens, noted for having low intelligence.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Squad Leader 1 per squad	Frontline and get capped when the queen shows her ugly face. Get bitched at for everything you have, and robbed blind. Get briged and get your entire squad arrested for not wanting to deploy without you. Not because they need you; they don't. They just want to fight the power.	Do you want to ghost?
Squad Radio Telephone Operator 2 per squad	Intelligence Officer died for this. Prank call the RTO next to you asking them if their refrigerator is running. Call down plates and nothing but plates the whole op. Laze because the Squad Leader is too lazy too. Toss your CAS flares as normal flares and bomb the troops	Can I get two number 9s....
Squad Specialist 1 per squad	Pick SADAR and get metatargeted the whole op and gibbed. Play Scout and get capped when you think you'll do a cheeky hivedive. Play Pyro and singlehandedly stop every marine push and get your guts ripped out by a ravager. Play GL and be a worse SADAR as well as eating every marine Req has. Don't play Sniper. No one plays Sniper. In any case, your job is to eat all of Req's budget and then some, so get to work!	Submissive and Gibbable
Squad Smartgunner 1 per squad	Get a bigass smartgun. Gun every down. Hold your mouse button down the whole operation. Still somehow have ammo. Shoot out windows and survivors alike. Give "Suppressing Fire" because you have no fucking idea what you're shooting at. Have the Captain call all 4 smartgunners to be their Honour Guard and become an angel of death as you shred every single xenomorph in your path	IFF OFF, MORE DAKKA
Squad Medic 2 minimum & 4 maximum per squad	Stop AFKing after your Nurse hour. Forget medicine. Learn that the Shotgun is mightier than the medkit. Get slaughtered by everything when you actually take a second to heal marines behind the lines.	Farming Synthetic Hours
Squad Engineer 2 minimum & 3 maximum per squad	Build everything but the FOB. Never do power. Frontline with a shotgun. Make your Plasteel cades 1 wide	Braindead
Squad Marine Unlimited	The nameless heroes who fight Xenomorphs. Pick one of the 15 marine Kits to take 1 thing from it. Be the most bald person around and add bullets to the battle, be the most skilled elite gamer alive and solo the queen. Think you're special because you have neon hair.	None

Engineering

The Engineering Department is one of the most important roles to support the use of the Almayer, they are responsible for setting up the engine and repairing any damage on the Almayer.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Chief Engineer	Be an MT but again. Be aCO when no one else will. Build the FOB when bravo has no engis. Get bored. Die.	aCO at 1am
Ordnance Technician	Make bombs that no one will use. If people use them, they will be absolute shit. Deploy and toss your grenade once. Get drunk with the researcher, and never associate with the scum that are MTs. Never associate with anyone. Blow up your shop	60 minutes for one grenade
Maintenance Technician	Turn the Execution chamber into a bar and die very drunk. Get arrested every operation. Soft or Hardgrief the whole round and have no one notice at all. Have the XO yell at you for 30 minutes to load the OB and load cluster instead of HE.	Assistant but for CM

Medical / Science

The Medical department is a very "critical" for the success of the marines, they "heal" injured marines when their local squad medic "can't" fix them and perform surgeries for particularly bad cases.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Chief Medical Officer	Pretend to be innocent the whole shift. But you, the Cargo Techs, and the MPs all know that you were high the whole time. Don't pretend like no one noticed.	THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Doctor	Do Surgery at the FOB but have the synth do it better. Cry. Or you can AFK in medbay unless it's really needed. Or you can die with the Armored Division. It's up to you. All of this can be nullified when the Admin decides to spawn 6 synths for an event	APC Homie
Nurse	AFK for a whole hour. There is no nurse gameplay.	Afk Simulator 2190
Researcher	Make stims 5 minutes into the round. Cry that IOs don't exist anymore. Never even be considered when people talk about medbay. Never do surgery even if no one else can. Let a guy burst while you're pissing into your vials.	IOs MY BELOVED

Supply

The Supply Department is a smaller support department, their main job is to make sure to send more equipment to the marines via supply drop or via dropship, they also distribute attachments on the Almayer.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Requisitions Officer	Get called griefing for ordering 25000$ worth of HEFA grenades for the GL specialist.	aCO at 4am
Cargo Technician	Join the Brad Ward Corps today!	Boring
Mess Sergeant	Get everyone drunk, get arrested 25 different times	None

Synthetic

The Synthetic role is unique as the player takes control over a non-human robotic synthetic. Stronger, faster and more powerful than the average human, synthetics, however, are held back by restricting laws and rules that govern their actions.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Synthetic	Assist the crew of the USS Almayer in any and all applicable tasks. Additionally, they can spawn as working Joe synthetics as survivors. Note: Currently the job is whitelisted, click here to go to the application form.	Very Hard

Non-USCM Jobs

These roles are not members of the United States Colonial Marines. The Liaison is the only one that takes part of the Almayer while the Survivor is a colony job and the mercenaries are an Emergency Response Team.

Job	Role	Difficulty
Corporate Liaison	Be the direct line of communication between the Almayer and Weyland-Yutani by sending faxes. Make sure the interests of the Weyland-Yutani are retained.	Hard
Survivor	Survive the infestation at the colony.	Very Hard
Responders	Answer the distress call and help the marines... or make their lives worse.	Hard
Alien Cultists	Infect marines, serve the hive, praise the Queen!	Medium

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 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:Vehicle-Crewman.png|64px|link=Vehicle Crewman]]<br>'''[[Vehicle Crewman]]'''<br>2 Crewmen maximum
-| description = Run the APC. Want to drive but find Kate Wooley online. Ram everything. Get blocked in by resin walls and die a hero. pin a runner against a wall and grin as your steel grinds it's body to dust against a wall. GLORY TO THE ARMOURED DIVISION!<br>
+| description = Run the APC. Want to drive but find the current Driver main online. Ram everything. Get blocked in by resin walls and die a hero. pin a runner against a wall and grin as your steel grinds it's body to dust against a wall. GLORY TO THE ARMOURED DIVISION!<br>
 | difficulty = '''EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES'''}}
 |}
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 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:USCM_Standard_Marine.png|64px|link=Squad Marine]]<br>'''[[Squad Marine]]'''<br>Unlimited
-| description = The nameless heroes who fight Xenomorphs. Be the most bald person around and add bullets to the battle, be the most skilled elite gamer alive and solo the queen. Think you're special because you have neon hair.
+| description = The nameless heroes who fight Xenomorphs. Pick one of the 15 marine Kits to take 1 thing from it. Be the most bald person around and add bullets to the battle, be the most skilled elite gamer alive and solo the queen. Think you're special because you have neon hair.
 | difficulty = '''None'''}}
 |}
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 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:CE.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>'''[[Chief Engineer]]'''
-| description = WIP
+| description = Be an MT but again. Be aCO when no one else will. Build the FOB when bravo has no engis. Get bored. Die.
-| difficulty = '''aCO at 5am'''}}
+| difficulty = '''aCO at 1am'''}}
 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:OrdTech.png|64px|link=Ordnance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Ordnance Technician]]'''
-| description = WIP
+| description = Make bombs that no one will use. If people use them, they will be absolute shit. Deploy and toss your grenade once. Get drunk with the researcher, and never associate with the scum that are MTs. Never associate with anyone. Blow up your shop
-| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
+| difficulty = '''60 minutes for one grenade'''}}
 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:MaintTech.png|64px|link=Maintenance_Technician]]<br>'''[[Maintenance Technician]]'''
-| description = Turn the Execution chamber into a bar and die very drunk. Get arrested every operation. Soft or Hardgrief the whole round and have no one notice at all. Load the OB when the XO tells you to.
+| description = Turn the Execution chamber into a bar and die very drunk. Get arrested every operation. Soft or Hardgrief the whole round and have no one notice at all. Have the XO yell at you for 30 minutes to load the OB and load cluster instead of HE.
-| difficulty = '''\Assistant but for CM'''}}
+| difficulty = '''Assistant but for CM'''}}
 |}
 <br>
 ==Medical / Science==
-The '''Medical''' department is a very critical for the success of the marines, they heal injured marines when their local squad medic can't fix them and perform surgeries for particularly bad cases, the researcher is a special role with the job of developing special equipment to the marines. Different from other roles on the Almayer, the doctors are '''civilian''' personnel and not military, meaning they don't have a rank and their authority is only over the medbay.
+The '''Medical''' department is a very "critical" for the success of the marines, they "heal" injured marines when their local squad medic "can't" fix them and perform surgeries for particularly bad cases.
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 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:CMO.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>'''[[Chief Medical Officer]]'''
-| description = Oversee Medbay, Research, and Chemistry. Manage your medical crew. Advise the Command staff on matters of health and wellness of the marine force.
+| description = Pretend to be innocent the whole shift. But you, the Cargo Techs, and the MPs all know that you were high the whole time. Don't pretend like no one noticed.
-| difficulty = '''Hard'''}}
+| difficulty = '''THE RIDE NEVER ENDS'''}}
 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:MD.png|64px|link=Doctor]]<br>'''[[Doctor]]'''
-| description = Treat all patients that come into medbay. Transfer injured marines from the hanger to medbay. Perform surgery if needed.
+| description = Do Surgery at the FOB but have the synth do it better. Cry. Or you can AFK in medbay unless it's really needed. Or you can die with the Armored Division. It's up to you. All of this can be nullified when the Admin decides to spawn 6 synths for an event
-| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
+| difficulty = '''APC Homie'''}}
 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:Nurse.png|64px|link=Nurse]]<br>'''[[Nurse]]'''
-| description = Aid the doctors and medics in providing aid to the wounded. Produce chemicals
+| description = AFK for a whole hour. There is no nurse gameplay.
-| difficulty = '''Easy'''}}
+| difficulty = '''Afk Simulator 2190'''}}
 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:Sci.png|64px|link=Researcher]]<br>'''[[Researcher]]'''
-| description = Conduct research on what is sent to you. Create and analyze new chemicals, tools and objects.
+| description = Make stims 5 minutes into the round. Cry that IOs don't exist anymore. Never even be considered when people talk about medbay. Never do surgery even if no one else can. Let a guy burst while you're pissing into your vials.
-| difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
+| difficulty = '''IOs MY BELOVED'''}}
 |}
 <br>
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 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:RO.png|64px|link=Requisitions Officer]]<br>'''[[Requisitions Officer]]'''
-| description = Oversee the cargo area of the ship. Supply the marines with attachments. Order in supplies on the cargo ship for the marines or Almayer staff.
+| description = Get called griefing for ordering 25000$ worth of HEFA grenades for the GL specialist.
-  | difficulty = '''Medium'''}}
+  | difficulty = '''aCO at 4am'''}}
 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:CargoTech.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>'''[[Cargo Technician]]'''
-| description = Assist the Requisitions Officer. Move supplies if needs be.
+| description = Join the Brad Ward Corps today!
-| difficulty = '''Easy'''}}
+| difficulty = '''Boring'''}}
 {{Marines
 | name = [[File:MessSergeant(True).png|64px|link=Mess_Sergeant]]<br>'''[[Mess Sergeant]]'''
-| description = Prepare food for the marines and shipside crewmembers.
+| description = Get everyone drunk, get arrested 25 different times
-| difficulty = '''Easy'''}}
+| difficulty = '''None'''}}
 |}
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